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Love the Aldi random shit aisle. I have exactly zero idea how to use this, but it’s 40 bucks! I’d be an idiot not to buy it, right?

Will I ever get tired of watching JV Dance demolish the championship trophy? Maybe someday, but not today.

Is CBS piping in fake bird noises or do they just have the natural sound turned up super loud? Either way, it’s hella distracting.

It’s a beautiful spring Sunday and the Shirlington neighborhood of Alexandria is hopping.

Has anyone read this? The audiobook renders one character’s name as a nonverbal boop tone and I’m curious how it’s spelled in the book.

STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

16yo is on a class trip to Cass, WV to visit this place and I am pretty jealous, ngl.

Sorry. I’m sorry. I’m awful, I know.

Cooking my way around the world: Country #42 Mas riha (tuna curry) from Maldives. It smelled fantastic and lived up to its promise. www.foodandwine.com/mas-riha-mal...

Sitting in traffic on Russell road watching a 10ish-year-old kid ride home from school on a unicycle. Sheer delight.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

You world not know it from looking at the hood, but I drive a black car 🤧

Every kid sports season ever.