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sgthotpants.bsky.social
Growing plants in a famous haunted house. Queer antiracist stoner. I do the Sunday crossword in pen.
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What do you want to do for your birthday? Go out to eat, hang at my favorite bar, have a big gay dance party Okay, but how about being too sick to eat, a party almost nobody could attend, and never having a chance to get away from your kids? Oh...I guess that's cool, too

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Birthday party viiiiibe

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My baby boy is pure fucking joy and it was awesome to get stabbed by him, livin his dream Also omg our hair together is a whole ass mood

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Two tattoos so far: A praying mantis getting ready to fight my other praying mantis The moon tarot, which largely is a reference to the funniest three seconds of Orange is the New Black and I can't stop giggling about it

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Having a birthday weekend redo since I was sick last week and IT'S FUCKING GREAT

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Heyyyyyyyy frienz who have fully exited Meta, here's some copypasta, sorry I'm lazy I'm old

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50 Shades of The Answer Is Still No

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How to change a swastika that cant be removed

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Hey hotpants, why is your kitchen floor covered in dog food? Did someone knock over his bowl? Shadow at literally every meal:

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I'm having a hard time finding journalists with ko-fi or similar and would like to keep this going, who can I give some joy to?

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Exactly why I've been writing, podcasting, and damn near screaming about using the right language. The mainstream media is failing us SO badly right now. Stop. Calling. This. Shit. DEI. This is (re)segregation. This is racial purging. Cleansing Black people from positions of power.

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I asked folks on my FB feed to send me five bucks to tip indie journalists and SWers for my bday, and holy shit folks turned out

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I lost 5% of my body weight over the last 36 hours and now look like a deflated balloon 😄 😄 You could say I'm... 169 and feelin fine 😎

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Nevermind; it is now my birthday and my husband is rolling me a joint 🥳

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It is now my birthday and I am going to roll myself a joint 🥳

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The student who ripped this sign down did more for trans people than most of our politicians.

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Also now I'm a blonde lollllll I forgot I did this Wednesday night right before I got sick

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Update: My body was ready for all that splashy water, and it was GLORIOUS A++ recovery shower, definitely top 10

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The worst part about recovering from a stomach bug is desperately wanting a shower, but knowing your body isn't ready for all that splashy water

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My husband refilled the humidifiers for my plants 😭😭😭 Looks like I'll be the only one dying in this house this week 💜

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Ngl, there were some bday things I was going to do yesterday and today. But in delaying it a week, instead of it being the last bits of my 30s, it'll be the fun beginning to my 40s!

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Hey local friends! I need to delay tomorrow's bday party until 1st March bc I have the sickness. Plz heart reacc this status if it applies to you; I've got a lot of ppl to contact!

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sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

submitted 11 days ago • 56 comments

When you have super cool creative friends, sometimes they design a shirt for you 😍

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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There is quality snow coming down from this storm. Crunchy. Like potato chips. Shadow keeps biting it 😄

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sea slugs 🫧

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My playlist right now is Chappell Roan and Stevie Wonder what a time to be alive

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I keep hemming and hawing about rescheduling this party but fuckit, Saturday birthdays are awesome. THIS WEEKEND WE PARTY TIL DAWN

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Oof, I am anxiety. Someone say something nice?

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