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shabrini.bsky.social
•Any/All •17 •Favourite Pokémon: - Reuniclus - Zeraora
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🥒hi!

We need a motherboard for a PC that has an AM5 socket and an LGA1700 socket, so we can combine the powers of blue and red to make hollow purple

Doctor: We had to remove your colon… Me Why

all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

hopefully trump doesn’t do anything he says he’s going to do and he just golfs and tweets like last time

hello chat

Here’s another photo of my silly cat

American Psychiatric Association Adds ‘Obsessive Categorization Of Mental Conditions’ To ‘DSM-5’ theonion.com/american-psy...

one time i got so high i couldn’t figure out the pizza ordering app so i ordered a chicken bacon ranch pizza with no chicken no bacon and no ranch add pepperoni add tomato sauce add sausage and the manager of the place called me personally to make sure i was okay

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i still can’t believe aldi sells these carts for just 25 cents. i have 12 of them now and don’t have a use for them. they were just too good of a deal to pass up

My cat ❤️

Magikarp girl MIGHT be a little tired of hearing about how great her older sister is

For the rest of this month, I’m going to abstain from drinking crude oil. Wish me luck!!

DATE: I want someone that brings me fancy gifts ME, A CROW: [revealing a shiny bottle cap I found] m'lady

dog probably

me: i’m here to board the polar express cashier: uh this is panda express me: fine I will ride one of your finest pandas cashier: wtf

If you're a creator who: - Takes long break periods - Creates very slowly - Has another full time job or engagement - Struggles with productivity - Is inconsistent I'm sorry to tell you... YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY 💜✨️

the wild robot was so good. i cried. 😭

SHAGGY: hey Scoob you look like you have a bad case of updog SCOOBY-DOO: rut’s updog SHAGGY: not much what’s up with you man lol SCOOBY-DOO: ruck rou Raggy

You ever have an oc that you love buttttt….you cant draw them cus you cant draw at all :( Story of my life… sigh,,,

Oh the urge to dress like a victorian chimney sweeper 😮‍💨

Getting back into photography

this cat has homophobic eyes

me: this is my horse, mayo friend: why did you call him that? mayo: [neighs]

I’m SCREAMING!!! I love art!!! I love artists!!! My timeline is all REAL ART from real amazing artists!! I’m just scrolling on the bus in the mornings like AHHH WHAT IS THIS!! ARTISTRY!!

Hi cat distribution system now would be good time for one of those distributed cats please

Reposting this hashtag banger #lethalcompany #maneater

got too drunk in the vietnamese restaurant last night, they said i can never go back. they banh mi

watching X implode over the next couple weeks.

bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir me: I’m not a giraffe bartender: I know I’m just telling you

light and casual #splatoon

HEY NERDS WE'RE AGGRO CRAB‼️ we recently launched the world's crabbiest soulslike... 🦀 ANOTHER CRAB'S TREASURE 🦀 our scrappy indie studio likes to kick ass and bully our community but we know you love it xoxo CHECK US OUT OR ELSE 💥🔪