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The Ontario/Canadian governments can control tariffs, but it is WE THE CANADIAN CONSUMERS that control this US boycott - not Doug Ford or even Mark Carney. Not any politician or party - just you and me. Tighten your belt, elbows up, and keep BUYING CANADIAN.

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Billy Joel cancelled his tour. But I'm not bitter. He's just a short bald bearded Jewish alte kaker on a piano bench for chrissakes. If I wanted to see that I would just look in the mirror.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of the most vile and repugnant humans I have ever witnessed. I am hoping for some good ole fire and brimstone karma to cause her a great deal of physical and emotional pain. She is a festering, face-punched, two-bit Tonya Harding and she could not be worse.

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So yesterday at a red light there was a Tesla stopped, and two other drivers had their windows down explaining to her why she should sell it lol. It was extraordinarily Canadian. Me? I'm gonna Canuck these up a bit and hit the Metro parking lot.

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Hi Red States near Canada! I'm looking at you Ohio, Indiana, Iowa, Montana, Kentucky and several more. Canada sells you LOTS of electricity at really reasonable prices. Karma is not pretty - better grab your flashlight.

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The entire globe is essentially preparing for a world without America. No matter what Pumpkin Mussolini tells you, that is not good for Americans.

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Hi Ontario. We have reliably proven once again that we are too stupid to exist, but worry not! We are certainly taking care of that issue quickly and efficiently.

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Bezos destroying the post opinion pages is just another reminder: Conservatives think free speech is when they can say what they want and when you can say what they want.

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Hockey is still the best metaphor.

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Someone ask god when the smiting is gonna start.

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<waits patiently for Poilievre to figure out a way to blame the Pearson plane crash on the Liberals>

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I can respect your right to practice your religion without an ounce of respect for it. It's not difficult. You can actually get pretty good at it if you practice as much as I do.

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Happy 60th you glorious old flag. You mean more today than ever before. Shine On!

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Make your expectations more reasonable guys. There isn't a man I know who, if the roles were reversed, would shave their legs in the winter.

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Well I just euthanized my spirit animal.

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Watching Netanyahu smirk and shove his head up Trump’s ass should have all Jews questioning whatever we used to believe was right and just.

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There's gonna be a LOOOOONG line at the gallows during the next Nuremberg Trials.

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Canadians condescendingly describing to Americans how border security actually works. The first ever recorded example of CAN-SPLAINING.

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I don't think Canadian politicians fully grasp how quickly we need to disconnect our economy from the US as much as is humanly possible. Not just because their demented pervert president is trying to invade us, but because their other demented pervert president is trying to crash their own economy.

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"I think with <The Orange Rapist Felon Predator> it’s SO important that he looks like he won something. I mean this isn’t gunboat diplomacy, it’s more like Al Capone in his Syphilitic period trying to do a shakedown.” - Charlie Angus, Canadian MP Never forget how hilarious we are America.

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If you thought Canadians were funny before, check out all the tariff jokes coming out today lol. We have a surplus of memes in our country now - would you like to buy some?

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Omg I feel this so hard

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Tesla owners should set their cars on fire. You know it's gonna happen eventually anyway so you might as well make a political statement.

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America: “Good news Canada, you can buy our Florida oranges again” Canada “Well we have a new trade deal with Ecuador now” America: “Uhhhh

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Just like in the 3rd Reich, the 4th Reich has its share of troublemakers. Count your blessings New York.

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We were already doing almost all of it so...worst shakedown in history?

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Maybe we owe Donald Trump a debt. I haven’t seen Canadians this galvanized since the 1972 Canada-Soviet Hockey Series. This is going to make for one extremely stupid Heritage Moment.

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Do NOT stop buying Canadian. Do NOT stop nurturing relationships with other trading partners. Do NOT capitulate to the Orange Rapist.

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Please no one tell him how the Goliath story ends.

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From a humble Canadian. OK not humble but you know what I mean.

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I hope there are no Americans in the North East that need Canadian electricity on Superbowl Sunday. We shutting that shit down.

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We can do this Canada.

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Regular Canadians are confused and angry. And the next American who laughs at me and says "Why are you so interested in our politics?" gets a beaver tail to the nuts.

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I will miss you California wine.

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Amazon Fulfillment Center: How can we help? Me: I need fulfillment AFC: Fulfillment is something you work for. It doesn't come overnight. Me: I'M A PRIME MEMBER

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