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submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Don't be gaslit: They are Nazis. This is a Nazi salute. They are not hiding it, or dog whistling, they are announcing it. They have come out as Nazis. Show the people in your life these images all together. Make them understand this is not an accident, or a fluke. It is happening here.

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

Dear manager, This week I: 1. Worked all night on a drink of rum 2. Stacked banana 'til the morning come 3. Said "come, Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana." 4. Lifted six foot, seven foot, eight foot, bunch. 5. In a beautiful bunch of ripe banana, found the deadly black tarantula.

submitted 30 minutes ago • 0 comments

We may live in hell, but at least the Caps are wiping the goddamn floor with the Penguins.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Once again, the media is pretending they don't know what a N*zi salute looks like. The toothlessness is staggering.

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 253 days ago • 12 comments

You know how sometimes you've just totally missed something in a game you know really well? I just found out that in the NES port of Double Dragon, you can jump kick knives thrown by enemies out of the air.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Movies you've watched more than 6 times, using only GIFs

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

My true political journey was based on two major revelations that I didn't have until my 30s: 1) "Economic freedom" =/= "individual liberty" 2) When Conservatives talk about "individual liberty," they only mean for themselves, not people they don't like or care about, and are entirely full of shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Remember when the dems all voted for Rubio and said it was to save political capital for the really dangerous appointees? A+, good job, you feckless skidmarks.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm exhausted by all of this, but it's been ongoing for years: conservatives think "freedom of speech" means "no one is allowed to be mean to me for my shit takes" and I just... like, fuck entirely off, bud. You can win a million elections and people will still think you're a bunch of weird losers.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Amazing. "You are chasing angry hallucinations created by grifters who make money off your rage" is an amazing summary and necessary truth. Alt texted for our visually impaired friends here. Thank you Jason Schreier, you're a real one.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ok, Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers are evergreen. Toxic Crusaders is Troma, which always has a decent fan base (and the new Toxie movie is coming out this year). Even Jay & Silent Bob still have some cache... but who was clamoring for a new Samurai Pizza Cats game?!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not especially concerned with what other people think is "manly," but last I knew, no one was getting shamed for being a man, telling jokes, or having beers. These people live on another planet.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Somehow the 2nd one of these was even worse than the JCVD one, so I'm very excited to see just how awful this can get.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

16-bit night skylines are my favorite aesthetic.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

apropos of nothing I just want to take another opportunity to highlight the amazing, actual game preservation work GOG is doing

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It is simply not plausible given how this tech works that you could take old footage from an old video game and have a 'model' 'run' the game on new hardware, and only a fucking idiot would believe that.

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

I am already so, so tired of "[outward GOP hacks] have privately signaled they don't like this thing." I am entirely out of fucks to give. Rule of Goats. I don't care if you tell people off the record that you don't cum that hard when you fuck the goat, you're still out here being a goatfucker.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Got some new shirts.

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submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

It's so weird how Republicans get worked up about "birthrates" and "childless cat ladies," but they're bound-and-determined to kill kids.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Butlerian Jihad when?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Whether we like it or not, this is the future. Xbox just picked an absolutely horrendous time to announce it. Not that any time would be ideal, mind you, but it’s especially bad given the Marvel Rivals news yesterday.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

This part needs to be widely known: Musk has “received almost a billion dollars worth of new contract money from the US government in 2 weeks.”

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Thin, crispy crust. A good layer of mozzarella. Red sauce that isn't too sweet. Uncured pepperoni.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

HOGAN'S ALLEY NINTENDO R&D1 1985 NES

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

THPS3 is the best of the Hawk games, the best extreme sports game, and one of the ten best games of its generation. I will die alongside Grubb on this.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Trumpists will continue to be furious at any dissent no matter how much power they steal. That’s because the administration is premised on pathological insecurity. They’re shitty people, they know it, and they will never stop resenting being seen as shitty people.

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I just realized that next year the Wii (and therefore Virtual Console) will be the same age the NES was when the Wii came out and I need to just crumble into dust.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

What Would You Do? - Nick Knacks Episode #104 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SxI...

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

I have literally unfollowed at least one person for spamming reposts like 20 at a time, and I was pretty surprised the "turn off retweets" feature wasn't made available here long ago.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments