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shakeyourtail.bsky.social
Weirdo. Thrifter. Iowan.
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I don’t drink coffee but I’m not sure where Universal Studios got this picture of me.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Which hand shadow should I make first?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Today 190 people donated to the goodwill I work at in freezing temperatures and I had to smile when 90% of them said “stay warm!” When they left when I wanted to tell them to get fucked. I’ve been home for 45 minutes and am still shaking from being cold all day.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I might have gone overboard.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Someone go check on John Carpenter please.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Can I go home from work because David Lynch died?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Why?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Recycling content because I need attention but I’m getting into micro impressions. Here’s my Corey Feldman and my HBK impersonations.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I tried 60+ year old lipstick. How long until my lips fall off?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments