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shakyvodka.bsky.social
Too scared to shake ass in the club 😭 Aspiring shitposter 27 https://gofund.me/46ce50aa
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Does one really have to put a sharp in front of all F’s and C’s when the key signature is front of EVERY BAR?!?!?!? YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT KEY WE’RE IN BY NOW 😤

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I think it’s over after that 😥

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Listen I’m here for all the important convos that surround the CEO death and Luigi but the man also serves face and i like pretty things so of course the first thing out of my mouth is how hot he is

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I don’t understand the thought that we should be taxed more but the government shouldn’t spend the money we gave them for the American people. Why let them take our money to do nothing with it??? Give me my whole paycheck 😡😡

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Idk why but sometimes Balatro really pisses me off

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I’m back on my Chappell Roan shit again

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Going on the GamerNet to watch PornHub

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the urge to just ghost everyone n everything rn oh i need to be medicated

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If i ever become conservative i hope someone shoots me where i stand

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Captures it perfectly.

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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

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…I don’t….i don’t think that works like that

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Any suggestions of sad romance songs that I can play while going through it? #musicrecs

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Unfortunately stupid people are funny and laughter is currently the only right I have

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#zucked

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The cure to loneliness is Xanax

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People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!

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Give your fav animal companion a gun and see how the story changes

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Bully them until they’re open to having a discussion and changing their world views

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Just another meaningless yet accurate meme.

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Self destructive whimsy collection

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Ok hear me out

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Please threaten me with a good time. More threats like that in general

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Let men have chest hair in media again!

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I’ve wanted RDR2 for a while now but I still mostly want it so I can hunt the KKK

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Does this app have an algorithm?

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Am i a creative hack?

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i am become energy drink everyday girl destroyer of worlds

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It’s only a matter of time…

submitted 11 days ago • 101 comments

[you are here, crying in the shower before work]

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Wow, I really don’t like looking at that

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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

submitted 11 days ago • 226 comments

Stupid and useless

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I need there to more reasons to show off my boobs

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I don’t like all the running that’s involved with baseball but hitting a small moving target sounds fun

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