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shalkar.dev
Gamer, humanist and fitness enthusiast. Director of Shitposting Operations, Riot Games. If you can't handle me at my Oppenheimer, you don't deserve me at my Barbie.
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submitted 58 days ago • 71 comments

"Assigned Cop At Birth"‽

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

With all the chaos Trump and Musk are wreaking at the federal level, now is probably the best time to do some clean white collar crime. I'm not saying you should, but if you were gonna do it anyway, use the dust cloud to cover your tracks.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. Hello, I'm Räklahs, an over-engineered kitchen cabinet organiser that will be used wrongly by 80% of purchasers.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

History Repeats Itself: First as Farce, Then as Tragedy crimethinc.com/FightTrump2024 Donald Trump has won the 2024 election. That means that we will have to fight many of the battles of 2017-2020 all over again. In order to understand what we’re up against, let’s look at how we got here.

submitted 179 days ago • 4 comments

Remove one letter, ruin a movie. Due

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

I'm considering buying a Steam Deck but then what if they announce Steam Deck 2 as soon as I get it? This has happened before.

submitted 219 days ago • 1 comment

Yea I'm that guy. Top 4% baby

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning you lot. I don't recall the last time I did an intro but as more people are leaving Twitter, I think it's time for a new one. So here goes. I'm Rom and I'm looking to find… * Warhammer peeps * scifi/fantasy/horror community * discussions of great books * Metal Heads 🤘 * Nerdism * Fun

submitted 231 days ago • 8 comments