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shallowend.bsky.social
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Why do ridiculous people think they're serious people?

We're better than this

Hey US navy, how many of you can disassemble a rifle? Had a guy who fixes f18s tell me disassembling rifles wasn't his thing...I'm like "I feel like one of those is way more complicated than the other"

The thing I hate about being reliable is I have to fix the mistakes my unreliable coworkers make when I leave for 5 minutes...and even though they've seen me fix these problems and explain to them what to do, they still can't fix shit without calling me...and this is why I'm an asshole

Welp day 1 already a shit show, welcome to the new old reality

Snowing here, let the dog out...he barks at the frozen pool, gets covered in snow then, when I let him in, he jumps on the bed and shakes the rest of the snow off...and I can't be mad

Took the high ground, refused to come down without a cheese offering

Can we not invade/annex our neighbors? Iraq had us asking if we're the baddies,this kinda proves it...also im never gonna let this shit go with anyone who said they voted for trump for isolationism, we fucking told u

To the dogs...we're sorry some of us just really like pretty colors and loud booms, and it's totally fine if u freak out and knock everything over ornshit on the carpet, that's our bad, who's a good dog?!