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submitted 35 days ago • 9 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Hey, if you live in or near the #Waretown #NJ area, please check in. Worried about my fellow Jerseyans.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Yep, still here. Not sure why but, yeah.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

23andme is declaring bankruptcy so i got a great deal on all of your dna samples

submitted 76 days ago • 35 comments

Why is every doctor's scale a fuggin' LIAR?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

If you live in NC, call every Republican politician you know. Call every farmer you know and ask them to do the same When money walks , voters talk. Make sure they know this effects everyone in their town and state www.wunc.org/news/2025-03...

submitted 85 days ago • 2088 comments

Sometimes I lose myself peeling vegetables and before I know it I’ve built a cruck-framed cottage in the West Country with a thatched roof of long straw and a limewashed wall the color of poached salmon

submitted 100 days ago • 9 comments

The first rule of fight club is on Wednesdays we share a secret

submitted 101 days ago • 4 comments

Gene Hackman auditioned for and almost got the part of Mike Brady in THE BRADY BUNCH. There better be an option in heaven to watch all 117 of those episodes.

submitted 101 days ago • 372 comments

Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.

submitted 101 days ago • 235 comments

Cats will act as social workers for their own adoption cases. One day they just show up on your doorstep and are like, “You got a cat? No? OK, well you do now. What’s for lunch?”

submitted 101 days ago • 61 comments

A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

submitted 101 days ago • 146 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 101 days ago • 1568 comments

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

submitted 154 days ago • 65 comments

submitted 105 days ago • 8 comments

I’m not doomscrolling I’m just desperately sucking the marrow from the bones of hope

submitted 105 days ago • 15 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 106 days ago • 294 comments

David Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans" hits different now.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

submitted 110 days ago • 777 comments

Stick it notes on their nips to remind you they also need attention.

submitted 110 days ago • 10 comments

Trying to decide how much PTO to set aside this year for the revolution.

submitted 110 days ago • 14 comments

They screwed this all up.

submitted 110 days ago • 41 comments

What was the point of winning WWII and the Cold War, just to have Trump give everything away to fascists and Russia?

submitted 112 days ago • 5 comments

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

submitted 113 days ago • 5539 comments

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

I'm ready to give up on Bluesky. Twitter became too alt right and hate filled but I see similar unhinged viewpoints from people here. Everything Trump says is not the end of the universe; we have to pace ourselves.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

The male of the species now gathers in vast herds for their annual migration across the sprawling plains of CVS parking lots. Thirst and instinct draws them to the narrow confines of card aisles where they will spend seconds choosing just the right sentiment for their mates

submitted 114 days ago • 14 comments

Yes. But they are missing that much of this has to be performative. That’s what Trump is great at and Dems are awful at. You can’t just tell voters , you have to know how to sell voters. Trump gives sales pitches, Dems show charts. One goes viral. The other is ignored and forgotten

submitted 114 days ago • 3227 comments

Public school kids running around pronouncing Super Bowl LIX as "Super Bowl Licks".

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.

submitted 115 days ago • 866 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 115 days ago • 783 comments

"The best and the worst thing about vaccination is that it 'makes nothing happen.' A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."

submitted 118 days ago • 258 comments

This is Louis. When he knocked on the bathroom door you said ocupado. But he does not know Spanish. 12/10

submitted 117 days ago • 71 comments

therapist: and what do we do when we’re feeling stressed? me: stop making plans, avoid text messages, and accidentally alienate myself from all of my friends therapist: no

submitted 117 days ago • 21 comments