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Few instances where my online personas is better then IRL. James Connolly, “Men perish but principles live.” I can’t spell millennials without taking 3 massive L’s Lost in the Sauce
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I just discovered this meme and I love it. Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!

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Bravo this sign.

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as always, @johnrogers.bsky.social said it best

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The reviews are in. www.indy100.com/politics/tru...

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the 2020 dem primary was funny because they presented the results like every candidate had their own militia within iowa

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This is a United States Senator mocking the assassination of a Minnesota legislator and her husband. He pretends to be a good Mormon. He’s a sick fuck.

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In light of Mamdani's performance, is astonishing there aren't more insurgent primary campaigns. Democratic establishment is discredited. Power is just sitting there like a mountain of gold but instead of being guarded by a fire-breathing dragon, it's fossils like Chuck Schumer

submitted 6 hours ago • 33 comments

when 4-5M people march peacefully against the current regime it's the story of the year. NYT cannot bring itself to focus on that reality.

submitted 6 hours ago • 360 comments

Old Stuff: Toilet Rat from #TeenTitansGO. This is how I get to fill out "Professional Artist" as my profession on my tax return.

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it’s really easy actually. when i write about this stuff for my newspaper column, i try to capture the nuances and i am using whatever authority i have as a person in the business to criticize my peers for not doing the same

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George Gountas of Brooklyn is the winner of a Pedro Pascal lookalike contest in New York City:

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Wolf it’s your time to shine

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Your Dad, waiting for you all to get in the damn car. #FathersDay

submitted 11 hours ago • 267 comments

Funny enough, seeing our elected Dems cowering for months and rubber stamping all his insane shit made me think there was a huge swath of scared or indifferent Americans out there and we were gonna get steamrolled, but I honestly feel better about our prospects for the future after today.

submitted 20 hours ago • 13 comments

LAPD radio comms. Can't make this up, y'all.

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This is an egregiously shameful tweet from a US senator

submitted 7 hours ago • 2574 comments

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?

submitted 6 hours ago • 21 comments

Can’t believe no one wanted to fly to DC to hang out with tanks and the police

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

Posting bullshit to distract me from the terror

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“You should relax and go outside” Me outside:

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Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first: Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.

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If I went to a parade with a bunch of army guys marching and no one did one of those ‘I don’t know but I’ve been told’ things buddy I’d be pretty mad about it

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie

submitted 20 hours ago • 39 comments

I understand the consensus is the George Floyd protests didn’t “work” but if both parties are shaped by their reaction to it as a threat to political legitimacy then we should reassess.

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I love how much these guys are basically showing that this is all just neoliberalism put in a microwave with a turd

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chat when menswear guy gets to this, we’re going to have to protect him at all costs

submitted 13 hours ago • 15 comments

This parade is the goofiest shit I’ve ever seen

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I’d have voted for Annie Wilkes a 3rd time if I could have

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

hold on I’ve heard they’ve invented an even smaller violin

submitted 23 hours ago • 162 comments

Kendrick Lamar getting encore chants at a sold out Toronto show where he screams out OVHOE 15 times is the icing on top of the victory cake that already has so much icing on it lol

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

In many ways the Colorado Rockies are America’s team in that we just had a year where things seemed historically bad with the White Sox, and we said “well at least it can’t get any worse”, and then it definitely did

submitted 14 hours ago • 14 comments

lol, the Fucking rehearsal man opened up Pandora’s box with pilots. Thanks Nathan

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Tobias Bluth: helicopter pilot

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

more exclusive than mar a lago

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Impossible not to cry when you see your dad cry it's a thing I don't know it just is and by extension seeing his son cry because his dad cried and we've all been in that moment so now it's like a game of telephone but with crying

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Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

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a great newspaper has never been destroyed from within faster

submitted 23 hours ago • 52 comments

Kristi Noem's vow to "liberate" places which have Democratic political leadership quite possibly instigated a political assassination.

submitted 1 day ago • 230 comments

MSNBC reporter in gas mask in Los Angeles: I think it was Sheriffs deploying CS gas, tear gas, pepper spray, and flash bang grenades in large numbers. Mounted units pushing against protesters.., every single gathering I saw today was 100% peaceful

submitted 21 hours ago • 639 comments

shut the fuck up

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between this, the camo outfits instead of dress uniforms, and the sloppy ass formations, i am pretty sure the army is putting on a world historic version of malicious compliance

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

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I’d have to say the worst aesthetic of all time is “creepy circus”. Just nothing good you can do with that aesthetic

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

Having a pawade with big twucks and tanks for my biwthday

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

just busted up an absolute raging house party my 17 year old son was illicitly hosting. kids scurrying out of everywhere. i don't want to know how many possible hookups i ruined tonight. getting old sucks

submitted 1 day ago • 91 comments