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Official Roblox Account of Alex Kramer (the person (the guy))
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Call me Burger King the way I'm bout to whopper them buns

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I've invented a new color! It's called HOT PLURP and I have been put in JAIL because of this!

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TODAY IN POLITICS! President Musk builds a 'Death Laser' to "Kill America" "Good!" -America

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Y'arr! I be Hornybeard the Pirate! Shiver me timbers!! (Masturbates furiously)

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Roses are many different colors Violets are many different colors (Burp) What? (Burrrrrrp) wh (BERP) Wha? (Blelch)

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

⛹️‍♀️🏀

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her: this reminds me of us *sends a photo of a branch catching the golden rays of sunlight with two flowers blooming at the very end housing a lone bee gathering nectar* him: this reminds me of us *sends a photo of a literal rock in the park with chalk words crudely drawn on that say "fuck yeah"*

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

4 out of 5 dentists recommend Stubbing Your Toe "Fuck!" 👍👍

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(Slams table) In this house, we only worship ONE lord! And his name is Roy G. Biv!!!!!!! (tries to slam table again but misses, punching self in leg)

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Congrats to Birds for winning the Super Owl

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It's "Bring Your Horse to Work" day at the Horse Burger Factory, and experts agree: "Why do so many of you own Horses what the FUCK"

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah, Baby! Yeah! -Austin Powers No, Daddy! No! -Houston Vulnerabilities

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Couldn't find the skull of my enemy to make a chalice from, so I have to settle for the Pelvis Cup (bad) (doesn't work well)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Of COURSE I want a cream pie!!!! That sounds delicious!!!!!!!!! NO I haven't googled it!!!!!!!

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If real life is just an extended character creator screen, then I'm putting all my stat points in CHARISMA!!!! *immediately dies from stupidity*

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Economy's getting so bad we can only afford Kraft Mac OR Cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫🤮🤮🤮🤮😵💀

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

In France it's spelled Shrecques

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“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATTO. HE WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT HIS ABSENCE”

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

At it's heart "Ghostbusters" is a movie about making dead people cum and I think that's just beautiful

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Prevenge™ "Why wait?"

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine if you woke up in a parallel universe that was absolutely identical to our own, except instead of Funko Pops they were called Fucko Poops

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

If you hiccup enough times they give you a medal

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

This is an appropriate reaction upon seeing Naked Snake

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

You've seen "Back to the Future", now get ready for... HAM to the Future! It's when you leave ham out for like a week. And the time travel effect makes it all moldy and gross

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Heh... yeah I BET you got good grades... ...at STUPID school!!!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Me: bleugh! It smells like updog in here You: No it doesn't Me: .......L-Ligma Dog...

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