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A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it. She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid." I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.

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A short 30 years later, here we are.

submitted 81 days ago • 162 comments

this gal's off her rocker

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Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.

submitted 108 days ago • 1283 comments

when yur hip on Bluesky you pronounce it BluSkee

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Y’all really listen to music everyday? Like every single day? No skips? Just daily sounds in your ears?

submitted 111 days ago • 991 comments

Some days you’re the dodgeball, some days you’re the face

submitted 110 days ago • 20 comments

thinking about stealing the family turkey and running off with it.

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Once you realize that Trump isn’t nominating cabinet members to RUN agencies but DESTROY them, it makes more sense.

submitted 110 days ago • 1141 comments

I did the "Safety Dance," but I'm still insecure.

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You forget to eat? That's cute. I forget to breathe

submitted 111 days ago • 43 comments

Someone said my fingers look like an alien’s, if you’re looking for a hand job that’s out of this world.

submitted 111 days ago • 14 comments

breaking the wish-bone at Thanksgiving to make a shiv

submitted 111 days ago • 8 comments

Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up

submitted 111 days ago • 392 comments

it's come to my attention that i do not have any reputation of any sort on this website. it's time to become the town cunt

submitted 112 days ago • 7 comments

There is something deeply amusing about musklings coming here and realizing there’s no algorithm to boost their rage bait, which was their main advantage.

submitted 112 days ago • 858 comments

“Morning, Stan.” “Hey, Artie.” “I like the new roof thingy.” “It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.” “Oooh… pardon moi.”

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

when i say im sad, what i mean is sassy and dramatic

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cool vintage sign from when the world was still in black and white

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. but you know what doesn’t end? Project Sekai:Colorful Stage, Featuring Hatsune Miku, Brand new World. rt if u cried

submitted 113 days ago • 37 comments

getting a haircut and doing a kubrick stare at the mirror the whole time to make sure he’s not fucking up

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I find this sartre funny.

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"This definitely won't come back to haunt me" , I gloat, knife in hand, standing over the bleeding corpse of Casper The Friendly.

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Please don’t let Donald Trump’s image dominate this site. I’m sick of looking at the man and I shouldn’t have to tweak my controls to not see him constantly, considering you all hate him as well

submitted 113 days ago • 21 comments