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This is the Beijing-Shanghai corridor, which takes 4 hours and 18 minutes to cover 800 miles. That’s the same distance as NYC to Chicago, which currently takes 20 hours by train. (Tansu Yegen)

submitted 10 hours ago • 39 comments

Federal employees, hold off of replying to Elon. My fellow faery smut readers, let’s spam the [email protected] email with 5-point lists of shadow daddy fantasies. #BookSky #BookSmut

submitted 1 hour ago • 12 comments

Please accept this terrible cat meme.

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

NFL vet Chris Kluwe takes a stand against local MAGA influence and is arrested for civil protest during Huntington Beach, CA, council meeting. His interview with CNN following the incident is sharply on point and should be amplified far and wide. #RESIST #PERSIST youtu.be/lXW_BHW_wM4?...

submitted 1 hour ago • 6 comments

I ordered room service for one and someone is pissed

submitted 1 hour ago • 220 comments

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

submitted 2 hours ago • 398 comments

Senator, we have all had this kind of tiny dick boss move, where a little man who does not feel at all in control of his employees or his role, asks a really stupid tedious task to be done, and his staff either just ignores it or actually revolts. I guess we’re gonna see which one it is

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Okay. Where’s Senator Rick Scott? #ProudBlue fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...

submitted 3 hours ago • 5 comments

It’s clear that housing is one of our biggest challenges. That’s why we’re building more homes, lowering costs, and making it easier to build a future right here in Michigan. I’ll be talking about housing and more in my State of the State next week. Tune in Wednesday 👀

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

150%

submitted 3 hours ago • 249 comments

I don’t know how many different ways to say that agency personnel don’t work for Elon. They don’t have to report to Elon. They report to their agency leadership, which reports to the President.

submitted 7 hours ago • 319 comments

This was the moment, just over a month ago, when the ADL could've put an end to Republicans doing Nazi salutes. They didn't. They chose instead to provide cover by calling it "an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm." Now the sieg heil salute has been normalized. The ADL literally had ONE JOB.

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submitted 4 hours ago • 33 comments

Why doesn't he just fire the whole government and get it over with? Pussy

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

A man holds a 'Putin kills' placard outside the Russian embassy in Notting Hill on Saturday

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This is 100% illegal.

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Federal workers began receiving an email Sat from OPM w/ the heading "What did you do last week?" It directs them to reply with a list of what they accomplished last week. Deadline: Monday 11:59p.m. Eastern. Musk posted on X that failure to respond will be taken as a resignation. shorturl.at/syTBk

submitted 5 hours ago • 19 comments

Poor bastards on nuclear subs will surface in a month and find they’ve been fired.

submitted 5 hours ago • 59 comments

AZ AG Kris Mayes: This is a coup by Trump against our Constitution, because they are violating not only the separation of powers but also the court orders We have federal judges saying to Donald Trump and Elon Musk, “Stop this now,” and yet we believe they are violating those orders.

submitted 5 hours ago • 106 comments

DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine is the grandson of Valery Martynov - a “former” KGB spy. That’s right, one of Elon Musk’s young cyber criminals — related to a former KGB spy, and who seemingly did not have to undergo a background check — now has unprecedented access to…

submitted 6 hours ago • 261 comments

This gets my vote for tweet/post of the year. This is a RED ALERT post. This is exactly why he’s doing it.

submitted 7 hours ago • 315 comments

Over 72 million Americans rely on Medicaid for life-saving healthcare. That’s 72 million people—children, seniors, people with disabilities—who would suffer without it. Don’t cut my Medicaid.

submitted 1 day ago • 87 comments