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Tonight putting my kid to bed they told me about their dreams. They were describing lucid dreaming and apparently they do it every night.

Downsides of getting 3 kittens for 3 kids from the same litter. The kids doted on them and now the they can’t nap on their own. This one is the worst. He follow me around yelling until I sit with him so he can nap.

The people civil servants getting fired should continue going to work until they stop paying them. This is just like the Twitter firings where no one knew what was was happening and people were still being paid but supposedly terminated.

These cats and their fountain! The new one shut off because it was getting low on water. They sat in front of it staining at me. The other was was still working next to it. Now they must both be fully operational at all times or I’m getting cat mutiny.

My kids are watching an Oversimplified video about the Columbine Massacre. I’m like oh look one of the many collective traumas of millennials. That many of us watched and then went to school the next day like nothing happened. And some people wonder why we all have therapists.

Charlie Angus Canadian MP today on @cnn.com: “Dealing with Trump like dealing with Al Capone in his syphilitic period.” I KNEW there was a perfect way to describe it, thanks for the words @charlieangus104.bsky.social Cheers from the still Canada-nice part of the midwest!

Kid: How long is an oar fish. Me: they are really big, like 30 ft ish. Kid: ok, so how many moms is that?

As an American I approve the petty move of pulling American made alcohol off shelves. I’m so proud of my northern neighbors. Team Canada!

This is crucial reporting from @katherinejwu.com. Among the data being scrubbed is “the agency’s AtlasPlus tool, which contains nearly 20 years of CDC surveillance data on HIV, hepatitis, sexually transmitted infections, and tuberculosis…” www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

Elon Musk staff has been caught installing hard drives inside the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), the Treasury Department, and the General Services Administration (GSA).

One of the cats went up to the dog and unprovoked bit the dog on the leg. Dog reacted, cat hissed and ran away. Other dog chased cat, cat went in a box. Then other dog scolded cat by hollowing. Then other cat gets in the middle of this by laying on the floor and rolling around like look at meeee.

It's not "politicizing a tragedy" to point out the top levels of the federal government aren't functional—the three key leaders here are drunk rapist TV show host at DoD, reality TV star at DoT, and nobody at FAA—and they're doing squat except spreading the same dysfunction down the ladder.

Doing some light reading today since my (D) elected officials want to keep voting in unqualified nominations. I’m petty and meticulous.

My cat’s lives can be complete again. The water pump replacement showed up and I fixed their fountain. They sat by it for a few hours after it was operational.

The joke is on us.

Surprise flower! That was not there yesterday morning when I turned the lights on.

The Merciful

Some other apps are banning accounts for singing or sharing clips of Les Mis “Do You Hear The People Sing?” They are already scared. Build your communities. 😉

Watching my non-political friends respond to those defending “the salute” with the sentiment of “go F yourself, lose my number” has had me cackling with joy.

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: Donald, you made a lot of promises about the four greatest years. If you’re going to do that, you need to steer the economy in a smart way. If you think throwing tariffs left, right, and center is the way to do it—I’d suggest you get some advice on what a tariff is

Very soon, MAGAs are going to feel the crushing weight of objective reality come smashing down upon their red hats, as the truth becomes terrifyingly clear: they have lost, too. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/magas-lost... #TrumpInauguration

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

That was fast. Let’s be petty. www.impeachtrumpagain.org

I swear… how is anyone even mildly surprised by that “salute” from first boyfriend. Everyone knew this was coming, right! Right?

My cat’s water fountain died, for days they have been sitting in front of it and staring at me. Mentally willing me to turn it back on. They don’t understand “the pump is backordered and you’ll have to wait awhile.”

The only reason Trumpism works is because it’s identity-based, not policy-based. It’s not about logic—it’s about belonging to a group that thrives on shared outrage. Logic won’t fix it. They believe in a world that doesn’t exist and see no problem in the fact that they can’t prove what they say.

Ughhh. I need to go touch grass. Too bad for me there is no grass to be had.

Today feels like a day to pull out some vintage 2017 memes. This one feels apropos.

One is these is not like the others.

And really, why should she?

This is one of the greatest things my Tiktok algorithm has gifted me. (And check out their Tiktok ban song. 👩‍🍳💋) youtu.be/6v_R180kIGs?...

I could have better bullshitted my way through the defense secretary hearings than the person who is going to actually be the defense secretary. 🤦‍♀️

Paying the dog tax. He was being cute begging for some bread.

TT users going to rednote as an act of protest is the chaos I love to see.