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As time went on, he was so doted on at home that he developed a certain fussiness—sometimes, when he went on long trips to new locations, he found himself struggling to sleep for a night or two.

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“It seems like I’m the only one who’s like this. Uncle Li, am I too petty? This isn’t the conduct of a man of character—hey!” Chang Geng had rapped him lightly on the forehead. “Get taller than my chest before you worry about being a ‘man of character,’” Chang Geng laughed.

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Gu Yun seemed eternally composed. He never panicked—and if he did, he was probably faking it. His strength was unnatural, which in turn made others uneasy—as if one day, he would up and collapse like the capital’s nine gates.

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Finally Gu Yun could hang up his marshal’s seal.

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Gu Yun hadn’t been able to drag the Black Iron Battalion back into existence all those years ago simply because of the urgency of the war and a flimsy decree issued with a flick of the imperial hand.

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Huo Dan had rarely seen Gu Yun with such an awkward and embarrassed expression. Could it be that he’s going to visit a brothel behind His Majesty’s back? he wondered.

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“O Great Immortal Shen,” Gu Yun murmured, his voice thin as gossamer, “please hand me the flute in the box on my nightstand.”

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When Gu Yun exited the great hall, his vision was beginning to blur. He let nothing of it show as he stood and gasped in a few breaths. For the first time in his life, he felt crushed under the weight of the paltry few dozen kilograms of light armor he wore.

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There was an intensity to his features that was unusual among those who hailed from the Central Plains, yet he didn't quite look like a foreigner, either. Whatever the case, he was uniquely handsome, his face both striking and distinctive.

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A wicked plot like setting fire to someone’s room was clearly Gu Yun’s idea, but Old Master Shen couldn’t beat the Marquis of Anding. He vented all his temper on his own son and beat Shen Yi until he howled; afterward, Shen Yi was bedridden for over a month.

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Yanking on Gu Yun, Shen Yi rambled through the thick slur mangling his words. “Zixi…oh, Zixi. The Gu family stands where the winds and waves are the fiercest—hic…it’s always stood where the winds and waves are the fiercest. You must…you must be careful…”

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Gu Zixi has become addled with lust; he’s never had a single moment of propriety his entire life. What the hell is he doing acting so shamelessly in the middle of the day?

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Ever since the capital siege, Zhang Fenghan had become Prince Yan’s most loyal supporter. Even the umbrella at his side had been freshly borrowed from the man’s carriage.

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Chang Geng felt like he could hold up the skies—but he couldn’t say for sure who his parents were.

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“As I remember it, that little beauty was quite the shy one. He stuttered awfully when he gave me his gift.” Gu Yun lifted the reigning emperor’s chin with one shameless finger, affecting distaste.

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Shen Yi slung an arm over his shoulders. “That kid Ge Chen is a real prodigy. Whenever I remember that the first steam-powered armor he ever touched came from me, I honestly…tsk, I wish I could steal him away to the southern border.”

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“What are you doing here?” Gu Yun asked. Shen Yi nodded toward the ridiculous wine cart. “A bribe from my old man to thank you for supporting my promotion.”

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He wished he could take back every last grandiloquent, ambitious word he had spoken—what Grand Council?—toss them all aside, forget everything, and run off to see Gu Yun that very instant.

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He sighed. “It’ll be difficult. Prince Yan is a wolf—once he closes his jaws around his prey’s neck, he won’t let go.”

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Whatever the case, via the twists and turns of fate, it was the goddess’s own soul idol that presented Chang Geng with this final chance at survival. It was, in a way, a form of karmic retribution.

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And just as Chang Geng had predicted, having achieved the results he wanted, the emperor showed ample regard for Gu Yun’s station, promoting Shen Yi two ranks and issuing an imperial decree appointing him commander in chief of the Southwest Army.

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The terrified door guardian puffed itself into a ball. “A wife killing her own husband—caw!” Gu Yun had grabbed it by the neck. The shriek awoke the old guard dozing by the gate.

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Shen Yi beckoned him to lean in and whispered in his ear, “Someone took off with his son.” Ban’eduo wrapped his arms around himself in a dramatic bear hug. “Oh! She must be a girl just like the full moon!” “…No, just a shiny head like the full moon.”

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In the course of a person’s life, there were always those moments where they felt their heart could fit nothing aside from a single absurd desire, a yearning so strong it could devour their soul in a single gulp.

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Shen Yi’s back was a terrifying tapestry of wounds and burns. Still, he had valiantly resisted Miss Chen’s visits and offers of treatment, leaving her standing outside the door multiple times in his determination to hide his sorry state.

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After considering at length, he realized: birthdays and holidays were entirely human inventions. Someone who willingly took the time to conduct such a simple ceremony on another’s behalf was saying without words, I care for you.

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In the end, it was only through expending every last gram of his strength and with the help of a great dash of luck that he had managed to walk the tightrope over that most treacherous ravine and protect all he had wanted to. After all he’d been through, how could this man ever lower his guard?

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When Shen Yi heard his question, he thought to himself, Well that’s just ridiculous. Most people look for a doctor because they’re sick—are they supposed to light a string of firecrackers to celebrate the occasion?

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But now, he realized the only reason for this blockhead’s visit was to make fun of him! He turned over angrily, facing away from Gu Yun with the words fuck off writ large on his back. But Gu Yun didn’t fuck off.

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Gu Yun glanced up at the golden Buddha statue before him, the incense pinched between thumb and forefinger. Am I supposed to pray to this thing?

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Whenever Gu Yun was away, he lived like a monk. He rose early and retired early, starting every morning sparring with the iron puppets (the guards would never dare chase the emperor around with their swords) before going off to attend court or handle other business.

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Li Zheng used to love being around his uncle Li Min. But in those days after he took the throne, he felt an oppressive pressure around his fourth uncle.

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Li Feng was, by nature, amenable to coaxing but not to coercion. He was willing to intervene to keep the powers within his court in balance, but it was another matter entirely when all the major noble families were joining forces to target Prince Yan.

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Before Chang Geng could glance up at Gu Yun’s expression, a hand landed on his face. Gu Yun stroked his fingers up along Chang Geng’s jaw toward the base of his ear. “Aren’t you tired?”

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“What a pain in the neck. Heaven forbid he gets eaten by wolves.” Shen Yi was appropriately terrified of his prophetic crow’s beak. “My dear commander, can’t you be a little more optimistic?!”

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Shen Yi wrote into Gu Yun’s palm with shaking fingers. “His Highness said you oughtn’t worry about anything but the war, and to feel at liberty to slaughter any miscreant who comes to make trouble. He says even if the sky collapses over the capital, he’ll be there to hold up the pieces.”

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When someone handed him the report from the front lines, he held his breath and read the brief report over seven or eight times, confirming that it was indeed written in Gu Yun’s own clean hand, the strokes of each character neat and powerful.

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The strange thing was, so long as he placed a packet of pacifying fragrance beside his pillow, he had no difficulty sleeping at all.

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Creeping closer, Shen Yi could see Gu Yun held a boy, eleven or twelve years of age and alarmingly thin. Bundled into Gu Yun’s arms, he was a tiny thing, covered head to toe in blood.

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#杀破狼 #ShaPoLang #changgu

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“You trust me so much? But you don’t even know me.” Mysteriously moved, Gu Yun looked down at the strange child once again.

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Li Feng was like any father; if possible, he wished to provide his young son a few more years of protection, a little longer spent playing with grass-woven insects in the inner palace. Yet who but heaven knew what this turbulent age had in store?

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I have nothing at all, only a pair of your pauldrons.

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Over the years, Gu Yun had lost and found this string of beads on multiple occasions. He’d never paid it much mind, but the little trinket seemed to have grown attached to him. No matter what he experienced, it was always on his person.

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