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Deliberately changed my insta algorithm as I was seeing too much 'BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF' stuff and began to hate the world... now ALL I am seeing in extreme parkour and am typing this with one hand whilst dangling off the Eiffel Tower.

Babi

Awww!!! @mrmarksteel.bsky.social is the cutest! #crystalpalacefc

I heard 'Fireaid' as 'Farm aid' and thought it was to raise British farmers cause and I wondered why Green Day and P!nk were doing it. What a confusing few minutes that was.

Facetimed with my mum for ages today as she talked about Patrice Lumumba. I had no idea she knew so much about Congolese history. She said she was obsessed with Lumumba's story at school. She is more like me than I realised.

I LOVED DOING THIS

My piece on the courage of Bishop Budde is in the paper today. The White House has said she “weaponised the pulpit.” By “weaponised”, do we perhaps mean “delivering a sermon as is usual in every church service and therefore doing her actual job”? www.independent.co.uk/voices/trump...

Sunday Times bestselling author Jordan Stephens joined @shappikhorsandi.bsky.social at @hayfestival.bsky.social's #WinterWeekend for a fantastic event on Sunday, making sense of the chaos, in a warm and honest conversation about self-discovery, mental health and ADHD📚🐶 #AvoidanceDrugsHeartbreakDogs

This happened today. Neither are neutered. White girl is my baby, fluffy lothario Benny Hill chased my girl all over the park. What a sight. Vet said they didn't 'lock' so puppies unluckily. Thank goodness as she has a place at Oxford.

He goes so well will make Delboy bar 🥰 @mrmarksteel.bsky.social

Mark and I did @hayfestival in a day yesterday and entertained ourselves at service stations. Poor Gregg Wallace!

Today! This very morning!

If you are @hayfestival.bsky.social this weekend, come see us in a chat with @adamrutherford.bsky.social tomorrow

As a former Masterchef contestant, I am now being contacted by TV folk, yet again, to 'give my thoughts' on a grim man who has been nurtured and rewarded on TV for years. My cheekbones are too beautiful, my charm too abundant to waste my breath on Gregg Wallace thank you.

No idea what to post. While I figure it out, here's a photo of my dad going down a slide in the 70s with his ever-present, hands-free cigarette in his mouth.

I love writing my column in @newhumanist.bsky.social especially because @martinrowson.bsky.social draws a cartoon of me every month for it. What a treat!

Started to follow people, got really dizzy.

Hello? Is it ok if I come in?