Profile avatar
shaqholdingasoda.bsky.social
I'm literally Shaq holding a soda can
148 posts 51 followers 162 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

Mexican Gen Z be like: Eskibidi Toilet

FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE MAN. IM NOT STICKING AROUND IF THIS BULLSHIT KEEPS HAPPENING. FUCK TRUMP, FUCK NICO, FUCK THE ADELMANS, FUCK BILLIONAIRES KILLING THE FUCKING FRANCHISE, FUCK LIFE MAN

FUCK NICO HARRISON

What's up Bluesky! I'm Shaq holding a soda can! Send me feet pics immediately

If you reading this tweet you gay

I should be on a registry the way I get in touch with my inner child

Posting a picture because I know some of yall don't like to read

Never asking reddit for music recs again. They told me listen to AJR

Ladies I still play Overwatch which is good for you because it shows how committed I am to garbage

Israeli professor praised Trump today after he was told the economy was crashing because he was "going to fix everything." Bro Trump stands like he's mid Fentanyl lean that dumbass ain't doing shit

Bro elon musk so cringe reddit is abandoning him 💀

High school me: I can't wait to be living my best life Me rn:

I don't gaf if my bangers don't bang here. I'm not staying on that nazi platform

Fuck them bitches #hornsdown

Found a roach on my toothbrush I'm killing everybody

@Mr.Beast how many subscribers to get some top?

Currently screaming into the ether rn, surely this will change everything for me

I'm up, I got motion now

Nobody fucks with bangers anymore probably due to woke

Fucking humiliating to be into sports, what do you mean my "fantasy was a bust?" I did this shit to escape reality not to be reminded of it

🐰🐰

Are you wet?

Trying to leave a comment just to see some already made the same joke piss me off for no reason

Oklahoma is a hell hole, and if you willingly live there you are stupid. There is a reason why Andrew Jackson forced the Native Americans to stop there

Damn...

That's what's up