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I'd even go so far as to say intelligence is reduced to what computers can do

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I have a friend with a loud laugh, and someone at the restaurant mocked that laugh to their friends but audible to our table and others. My friend walked over right before we left and told her how rude that was. We need more of my friend’s energy in the world right now

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner

submitted 23 days ago • 186 comments

Just FYI, Tesla's own surveys include an option for "non-binary/non-conforming"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Kanye West is really lucky that our society only places female celebrities under conservatorships.

submitted 31 days ago • 41 comments

Damn good time to listen to System of a Down

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 30 days ago • 229 comments

If you’re looking for an ethical and safe place to move your investments as shit hits the fan, look into municipal bonds. Low risk, no taxes, and funds your state programs which feels good if you live in a blue state. Great for high incomes. Downside is the lower return.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Every time they create a disaster, they’ll find a woman or non-white person somewhere in the command chain and blame it on DEI. A disappointing number of people will buy it and become even more sexist/racist.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

If Trump gets us into a war over Greenland and implements a draft, pretty sure nobody will be eligible. His stupid EO about determining gender at conception technically makes everyone is a woman and his defense secretary believes women can’t serve in combat roles. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.

submitted 59 days ago • 170 comments

2025 Prediction: Leonardo Dicaprio is going to pass away. He doesn’t like to stick around after the 25th year

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

we’re in the minority in all three branches, dems don’t have to do a goddamned thing, policy-wise, for at least the next two years. ask donald trump and mike johnson and john thune what their kitchen table policies are, they’re in charge.

submitted 71 days ago • 28 comments

A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football

submitted 73 days ago • 160 comments

You there - what day is it? Why sir, it's stylish but illegal ikea monkey day Stylish but illegal ikea monkey day! Then I haven't missed it!!

submitted 92 days ago • 47 comments

Better graphics? Who cares. I’d pay a premium for a feature that automatically handles inventory management. Put AI to good use

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re here joking about offing CEOs, keep in mind that these LLMs will scrape your posts and incorporate them into their model. You’ll be influencing the recommendations AI makes, AI-generated media, and maybe even AGI’s personality. Is that really what you want?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

oh now you don't like people using other people's stuff huh?

submitted 96 days ago • 27 comments

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 97 days ago • 202 comments

Biden’s behavior leaves me no choice. I’m no longer wearing aviators

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

If you were a contestant on a game show, what would be your cheesy taunt related to your profession?

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

If you thought there’s too much high fructose corn syrup in everything now, just wait until the tariffs hit

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

People like podcasts over articles because they made the reading experience so bad. You click a link and it’s popups, paywalls, and ads. Even if you’re subscribed, you have to keep logging in if you click the link from a different app.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment