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shariauncle.bsky.social
mentally ill Chicago man. @animesickos.bsky.social
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this is you guys @animesickos.bsky.social

today i found a banana in the pumproom stairs shaft, behind a duct. i'm still inspired by the daily documentation of a rotting banana by @shariauncle.bsky.social on his "dumb little walks", so i am gonna take a picture every day until it is gone

every single one of the 70 year old wine moms in the replies posting gifs can be shown the guiding light of maoism. I believe this in my bones. we just need to print the little red book in the live laugh love font

Man shut the fuck up

The Specials song where they just list Bond movies is: very good

my buddy got baptized in that river that makes you good at HVAC

Hey we (the Anime Sickos) are on this one! I gotta tell you: the Western Kabuki folks are a real treat. This was a lot of fun to do

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

he's just, so clearly tweaking. obvious to say, but man

"[The Devil's] got an insane turn radius. He will get you." - @shariauncle.bsky.social, Anime Sickos

kid is home another day with eye discharge. he is bopping to the animal crossing hourly music despite overall grossness

sometimes a game will say "press the thumbstick down to sprint" and you just have to sit there and take it. awful

this is how he waits for his medicine. polite little freak

at the bar telling a group of total babes about the Shadow Moses incident as if it’s something that happened to a buddy of mine

Labor seems to be trending towards a logical endpoint in which every boss will employ exactly one person whose job is to roll a big dice all day and when it lands on a 1 they get laid off

your outie is a veteran of the great pawg wars. your outie posts 300 times a day

the freaks

it's so cold, man. the furnace room is off the kitchen and i'm just in here drinking coffee

my favorite youtube account is the SpineCare Decompression and Chiropractic Center (located in St. Joseph, MI)

got another lad and dad day today (it's fucking -2, man). yesterday was great because tom came over and his uncle energy is simply off the charts. Ivan had a blast

This is quite a thing to find 18 paragraphs down in a story. wapo.st/4hW2xGI

me and the fellas are building a land bridge to Asia

the @animesickos.bsky.social have been compromised

joe is a master of an incredibly difficult and disciplined mindfulness technique (one that allows you to "float" above your flatlining mental health and render it distant from you) called "thinking about goku"

(trying not to think about how state capacity can be destroyed instantly yet takes decades to rebuild) video games are all about using four fiber to make cloth

I kiss my daughter on the head as I walk out the door in my 26th year of public service. "Dada's got a big meeting today with the Shadow Secretary of State, a 19 year old named 14SkibidiGroyper88, kiddo. Study hard and do well in school so you can have a job like Dada someday."

lots of strength gains and range of motion improvements with my hip. getting my body all fixed up just in time for The Cool Zone

Nostalgia is such a disease dude. The finite nature of art underscores its beauty and whimsy, if you love something let it die!

rahm emanuel will never go away. he dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. he never sleeps, that rahm. he is dancing, dancing

These guys are so good at complaining, why, I pay for the privilege of hearing it!

gop budget nukes medicaid. they don't even need to pay the political price of voting for it - Musk can just zero it out later

A fascist autocracy so that founders can be racist in the office and get unlimited ZIRP money to make gig economy apps is so dumb but appears to be where we landed. I’m halfway convinced they want to crash the economy so there’s employees for the gig apps.

If there's one thing the Sickos love, it's funny stories about how jobs are evil rituals whose main purpose is to feed blood to the machine, and no one writes them better than George Saunders. I had so much fun talking his latest story collection with Jacob and Lenore!! Listen to this!!!

i'm just pissed all the time, man. sometimes i go on the computer but then this happens:

When I say "play that shit loud" I am talking about Anime Sickos Podcast

I have seen a gnome every day of my life

Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies

Really makes you think