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Hi, I’m Mal! | Writing a visual novel | any pronouns | 🔞 | icon: kyutsii @ vgen
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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

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yeah you couldn't fuckin pay me to read those udon mega man comics. fuck them forever

submitted 1 day ago • 71 comments

Being radicalized increasingly since 2016 has just been banging my head against this post indefinitely.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

BALD SUPERVILLAIN: My plan Mr. Bond? It’s quite simple. To offer the people of the world reliable cloud computing and flash sales at rock bottom prices with next day delivery. BOND: (tied up and recently tortured) I have no meaningful objections to this.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Reposting with alt text: I did this just now and it worked.

submitted 4 days ago • 71 comments

🌸 togame! 🐍 my beloved,, the princess of my heart,, modern style 😩💕 #katanagatari

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

Why doesn't Bruce Wayne use his enormous wealth and powerful physique to procure high end equipment and employ martial arts in the fight against crime

submitted 3 days ago • 40 comments

I'm just gonna let AI rot everyone else's brains so I can reign as the smartest person on earth

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Did a dragon pokemon write this

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Tips for new Bluesky users: beare—, seek s, seek the, lest—

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Gnome sighting! Would you agree? #art #comic #drawing #gnome #creature #hashtag #slopcore #mothman #tomatofrog

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“That is why I am speaking to the whole family of humankind, minorities and women alike. If you qualify and would like to be an astronaut, now is the time. This is your NASA—a space agency embarked on a mission to improve the quality of life on planet Earth right now.” plus.nasa.gov/video/nichel...

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Hardly new info, but BSky should know: Warsaw's water quality is monitored by eight clams with magnets attached to their shells. If contamination in the water causes the clams to close, the magnets trigger an alarm and shut off the city's water supply. Thank you, little guardian molluscs. 🧪🌏🚰

submitted 16 days ago • 96 comments

I do not believe in any tech product where the devs want us to view it with some form of religious awe, a divine gift redefining human experience and bequeathing knowledge unto us humble land apes. I believe in a tech product where the devs are like “this is handy for planning breakfasts”

submitted 5 days ago • 74 comments

Cooking an egg is as easy as 1,2,3,2,3,4,Ԇ,4,5

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

i download every single chinese app i can and keep them updated so their government can properly steal my data to plan the United States downfall with ease

submitted 5 days ago • 63 comments

This is true. Puberty blockers was a compromise between just starting regular HRT at regular puberty ages and the no youth transition ever position.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

擬人化

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

When you share this image, you are blindly repeating one of the most unapologetic, vile pieces of transphobia ever uttered on television. Spitting on Brandon Teena's grave for Internet points. I'm posting this because I still see it randomly posted without any context.

submitted 7 days ago • 56 comments

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just hit the craziest strange portal in comp 🔥 #NintendoSwitchShare

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 1438 comments

IT'S JUST OUR MOON I;M JUSY DESCRIBING OUR FUCKING MOON THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE, OUR MOON IS THE FUCKED UP MOON,THE MOON WE HAVE RIGHT NOW IS THE FUCKED UP MOON GODDAMN IT

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

And all the woke libs say I’m DEI, FOR A WHITE GUY

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Girls will say “dodging an attack because it has more generous I-frames? That pales in comparison to my strategy, parrying with a tighter frame execution” and then get hit and die

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I've been able to brush off most of the erasure of trans people from government websites, but this one is REALLY getting under my skin. It's just complete revisionist history. How fucking dare they Old vs. new

submitted 9 days ago • 186 comments

mom bod susan storm

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Kingdom Hearts comics #comic #kingdomhearts

submitted 11 days ago • 18 comments

Here's a list of DOGE staff, assembled and annotated by my colleagues at BI. Whatever you do, please don't share it. www.businessinsider.com/doge-staff-l...

submitted 12 days ago • 116 comments

Desenho que fiz hoje

submitted 172 days ago • 12 comments

Someone just asked if our game was woke on Steam. My response:

submitted 141 days ago • 217 comments

In the comments section of an Oki's Weird Stories vid, someone was very angry stating something like, "Why do you only cover Right-Wingers and Libertarian nutcases? You should be more balanced! You're always making them all look like scam artists and idiots!" Like they almost had an epiphany.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

#transformers #grimlock #snarl

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

JD Vance will really be like "you believe in loving thy neighbor? That pales in comparison to my strategy, loving my family first" and then not love his family.

submitted 15 days ago • 186 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Playing winter soldier in wordle and dropping my ult

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

🛠️How Minami, our game's main villain, was made.🛠️

submitted 16 days ago • 27 comments

Mom sent me this email she got

submitted 16 days ago • 19 comments

Womanslaughter also spelled Womans laughter. That’s your optimist tip of the day

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments