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at the poison store, trying not to raise suspicion of murderous intent: "uh can i get some uh... chimpanzee... poison"

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

why do we take dumps im leavin mine in the toilet. unless anyone wants it...?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

it doesn't even have to be badger related

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

in these unprecedented times, the only reasonable choice for pope is hatsune miku

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think anyone should be sent into the screaming maw of the Misery Worm, who feeds on hope and yearns to corrupt the soul of the world… unless due process is followed!!

submitted 77 days ago • 2 comments

musk, trump, and vance is "what if the triumvirate was just crassus 3 fuckin times, and he had severe brain damage"

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

are eagles owls now? which one was superb? im so confused

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments