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Ya girl is continuing her first playthrough of Alien: Isolation on Twitch and YouTube rn! Sharpieshark.com

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Congrats to Sloppy Jane, Phoebe Bridgers, and the entire production of “I Saw the T.V. Glow” for winning “Best Original Song” with “Claw Machine” at the Oscars! noittotallywonwhatareyoutalkingabout

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Quick shoutout to the long-time, long-dstiance close friends that you can go months without speaking to, and then hop on a quick phone call like no time has passed 💜

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Good morning 🤩

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This account is pro 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦

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It's the last day of BHM &, as always, this should not be the LAST time you support black voices within this space. Especially in the world that we live in now, black creators need your support even more. Like, retweet, comment — however you can, don't leave us behind when this month ends. 🤎

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Me on vacation is always just a balance of being so hungry that I’m nauseous to being so full that I’m nauseous

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Quick! What are your favorite things to do/see in Seattle?

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When the only other girl on your upcoming trip has to bail, and now you’re a little less excited about your outfits 🥺

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Me, or a stable economy? We all know that one of them is entirely unattainable so

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Ngl I pretty much just use tiktok to watch cat videos nowadays

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Elon Musk thinking he’s found fraud in Social Sexurity because he doesn’t understand COBOL should be funny But it isn’t

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I’m playing Alien: Isolation for the first time, over on Twitch and YouTube! 😬 Sharpieshark.com

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I started a second YouTube channel that’s more of a side/passion project, if anyone wants to take a lil looksie 🥰 youtu.be/0GvQy_-EyEs?...

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Hi can someone more educated on the topic than me tell me it’s probably still safe to fly in a couple weeks, because all these publicized crashes have me nervy 🙃

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Sometimes I look back at pictures of the man who traumatized me, and I go, “Really? That guy?”

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Hey former pick-me’s, what odd habits did you etch permanently into your being? I always have my mouth closed when I put on mascara, because I didn’t want to be “like the other girls that stand with their mouths hanging open” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Now it just feels more natural, but the originnnnn 💀💀💀

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Can I suggest that we, instead, change the American flag to all shades of green?

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Now they want to rename Greenland to be “Red, White and Blue Land” and yes this is the dumbest timeline.

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Being a sort of alt girl with only 3 tattoos is bumming me out I need tattoo money

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Psst 🥰

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Any award that Emilia Pérez gets, I’m just going to pretend it actually went to I Saw The TV Glow

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Kendrick edged us with Not Like Us, and I thanked him for it

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Was every bisexual girl’s first boyfriend actually gay, or is that a singular experience

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“Say it again, in a different way, please” is such a great way to try to understand what someone is saying

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In the clurb, we all fucking celebrate Black History Month.

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Anytime I need to be reminded of the cruelty of man, I head to the comment section of a public Facebook post

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who only drinks diet caffeine free

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“You should feel proud of yourself” > “I’m proud of you”

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You can’t convince me that Bianca Censori is not a hostage in that relationship

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Someone just told me that one of my videos is their all-time favorite porn, even over professional shoots. Y’all I just🥹

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“Not Like Us” by Kendrick Lamar receiving the same amount of Grammys that Drake has OVERALL is so beautifully diabolical.

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Comment your favorite heart when you see it 🥰

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All of these ignorant assholes yelling about “illegal aliens” wouldn’t even be able to pass the Citizenship Test

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Can someone tell Meta that I’m never going to buy a goddam litter robot

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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence. He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials. It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.

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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

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My OnlyFans is in sale, and I’ve also got special Valentine’s Day Card bundles available 😘 Sharpieshark.com

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Rednote has honestly become my Pinterest

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You know you got the right hairstylist when you can talk about how you gave your cat’s body to a taxidermist to clean and whiten his bones, and she’s all about it 💜

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The amount of times I check my business in public, and start scrolling through blowjob gifs before I realize that others can probably see my phone.

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The quiet spread of H5N1 is echoing in my head to the tune of “That Funny Feeling”

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“You qualify for your first insta bonus challenge! You need view on your photo posts, your max amount is $15,000!” “Holy shit that’s a nearly life changing amount for me right now. How am I doing currently?”

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Hi I know we all hate meta but I just qualified for my first Instagram bonus challenge and I could really use the money 🥹 If you could go to my sharpieshark page and drop a view on any of my photo posts, that would be absolutely amazing 😭 www.instagram.com/sharpiesha...

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Escapism via video games. Live on Twitch and YouTube! Sharpieshark.com

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Y’all my partner has been on a meditation retreat with his phone turned off since last Friday, and turns it back on tomorrow. This is all going to be a wild update.

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