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she/her | programmer of sort | working on firedog i don't post nsfw here but i'm nsfw adjacent wife of @daddybison.bsky.social (🔞very nsfw) https://rippercoyote.itch.io/
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mocking sprites in

absolutely nothing bad is going to happen to this island i'm sure

we caused an ecological disaster in rollercoaster tycoon today

pov: you said you don't like yakuza

gender segregation in sports isn't to create a competitive space for women but to create a safe space for fragile men

how kafkaesque

:)

like a dragon is kingdom hearts for adults

political power, once again, isn't just the statement of an agenda but the capacity to enforce, not just it, but your entire platform. if one policy is rejected en masse, that bears in question every other policy that authority created. that's kind of the gist of what soft power represents

i love two point but god damn why does two point museum already have a $10 dlc pack? that game came out like yesterday

I always love when dinner guests share unexpected facts about themselves out of nowhere. You know, like, “I was the Left 4 Dead cover model”

AWS: we call it "zero ETL"! me: how many times does it ETL per day? AWS: 10 trillion times

elaine meets a career guy that keeps checking his phone on dates. she thinks he's just busy, but peeks and finds out he's been playing balatro. she vents about this to jerry. kramer becomes determined to beat his highest ante b-plot: george's competitive poker careers lands him in hot water

one day zach barth will pass away and everyone will be heartbroken, and then like 2 weeks later he'll release a new puzzle game where you have to build a machine that automatically solves solitaire in as few moves as possible and carry on like nothing happened

bury me with my 3ds so that i can use my 99 play coins to pay the ferryman

i'm really really sick of engineers submitting LLM-generated code for peer review. you put in zero effort so that i can put in twice as much to tell you that your robot buddy fucked up

new bitchspace article just dropped

everyone on BlueSky recently

it always feels weird how quickly you can max out in the yakuza gaiden games but i guess they are pretty short overall

i think we're gonna have to kill this guy majima "YAHOOO!!!"

how i sleep every night with a huge mastiff that loves to cuddle but doesn't understand where to cuddle

this is what my pause menu looks like in real life

anyway i guess my coworkers were unhappy that i fixed the local search engine environment so they went and broke it in a new and interesting way

the twitch storage changes are reminding us about digital ghosts and how often someone's online footprint exists long after they've passed away

this keeps happening to me

ngl i'm already checked out of it this week. when's majima?

i feel like i've completely lost my muse

for naming his entire company after it, i'm starting to suspect that mark zuckerberg didn't actually read snow crash

fortnite is a gacha game

happy valentimes to all you ghosts and ghouls out there www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFC...

happy heartburn day

governmental authority is made of two things: policy and enforcement. if the policy is not applied visibly and consistently, or the executors do not have precedent behind their actions, then the authority effectively collapses at the slightest resistance

oh yeah, still got it. i can still put together a reactive fullstack SPA in two days

my boss says i need to let my coworkers solve more problems. oh buddy you and me both

i love when i schedule a whole day to work on a hard problem and i actually found my solution in a couple hours

feels like i'm going to be job hunting soon

american cartoon names: my gym partner's a monkey japanese cartoon names: due to an administrative error i've been transferred to a school for animals, and also some of them have the hots for me? how will i survive my sophomore year now!? part 2

it's kind of funny how sterile the sims 4 is because the sims 1 was the kind of game that would say "this is francois the living mannequin, he only moves when your sims blink" and you're just like "i hope this doesn't cause bob to get demoted from his job at the whoopie cushion factory"

👏Scarmonde's postgame has been completed and is now in the TESTING PHASE! 🌟Experience 3-5 more hours of gameplay to truly test the mettle of your fully upgraded party! ⚔️Uncover the truth of Scarmode and confront the wicked Wisemen! ⭐️Releasing FEBRUARY 10th!⭐️