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shaushka.bsky.social
Currently staying alive out of ✨ spite ✨
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money miku and ironmouse

Modern uni AU part 2.5/? 😆 Still thanks to another comment on xitter : "God, imagine Jayce doing the same binocular thing to Viktor when he swims. Except there is no one else there so that boy is not subtle 😂" It made me laugh so I had to do it lmao

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

You are here:

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

My poor, tortured heart is at ease any time I see a device that still has a 3.5 headphone jack 🥲

my jaw genuinely dropped at how beautiful the new jwst image is.

On avait progressivement diminué les posts sur X, à partir d’aujourd’hui on arrêtera complètement de poster là-bas.

everything is Dead Internet now

[Paper dragon room] I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong

"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

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T’as mal choisi ta cible John

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏 The game's creator fires back: "Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"

WHO ARE YOU????

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

Enron's CEO was hit in the face with a pie today.

Violence isn't the answer. *opens history book* Uhh, uh, oh. *Frantically starts flipping though pages* "Where's the peaceful revolution where nobody did anything but things got better?!" "Must be here somewhere!"

It is funny that the entire NYPD was less useful than one of Central Pennsylvania's bored and resentful strip mall gargoyles

You can tell the site is really growing because whenever a post does numbers it’s got that classic thing where it’s like Hours 1-5: friends faving and reposting Hour 6: angry people demanding an explanation and context for your joke about Chewbacca’s butthole

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

Did I just see a video of a CEO being smoked on Bluesky

Throwback to that time I was drawing Mozart/Salieri from the French musical ‘Mozart l’Opéra Rock’

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

Pardon Charleroi, la vie de moi je voulais pas

New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.

bon il crève quand le vieux là? besoin de bonnes nouvelles un peut

The problem is everything.

j'oublie que je dois poster ici

132 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 132 years the problem has only gotten worse.

Si je peux me permettre un conseil. Ne répondez pas aux trolls évidents. Ignorez-les, masquez-les, bloquez les ou signalez. On repart de zéro ici, autant ne pas répéter les défauts de Twitter. Ne rentrez pas dans les faux débats. Vous économiserez du temps et de l'énergie, vraiment.

I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.