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Scare Actor. Podcaster. Cult Cinema/Horror Historian. Cancer fighter. Non Binary Gender Queer Warrior. U=U. BLM. Trans Lives Matter. Married. Open relationship. Poly. Open to suggestionsNSFW 18+ They/Them. Cultcinemacatacombs.podbean.com
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR) I have easily seen, in my lifetime, The Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight screenings well over 3,000 times.

Found this "gem" @optimstie.bsky.social

It's that thing where you desperately want to get the fuck out of Texas, but health and lack of finances prevent that from happening so you are fucking stuck in a shit hole like Irving, TX.

I don't think he will pardon Santos if he won't help Sarah Huckabee Sanders

So we are arresting judges now. Are we in that Constitutional Crisis yet?

I saw Until Dawn so you don't have to. Was not a fan of this one, and I loved the game a lot. The idea was honestly a good one, but it just overstayed its welcome. Plus, there is honestly more to scaring people than just lazy jump scares. Had hopes and yeah naw this one actually bored me.

I have a few: Life On Mars, I'm Afraid Of Americans, The Heart's Filthy Lesson, Underground, Seven Years In Tibet, Ashes To Ashes, Absolute Beginners, Starman, Thursday's Child, Cat People, Wild IS The Wind, Loving The Alien and Miracle Goodnight

Damn. Rest in peace. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Holy Shit!

Trump's message to Putin to stop has all this energy

This so far has been the most relatable moment in Andor Season 2

@kweenytodd.monsterden.xyz

Explain your username. Jayster Dallas is my professional name in the scare actor world. ShaveMyLemon comes from magnetic poetry.

We officially have a Star Wars Disco Ball DJ Droid

Yes this is AI, but when one googles How Does Gumby pee, these were found in my search. I must uncurse myself.

Watching Andor Season 2. Glad to see one of my favorite Star Wars villains in action again

He's mad. And damn well should be

We saw some shit

What do I miss about Facebook: my friends there who refuse to join another social media platform. What I don't miss about Facebook: spread of misinformation/clickbait by same friends, flame wars, bots bots bots.

That rich gay couple and their twink they won’t shut up about….

Come have some fun!

Post your gender in GIF form

Post a gif you can hear

For those who follow me here that is also on my Facebook, you may notice I am not there. I got my ass kicked out by them for standing up to a transphobic asshat. Got reported for "harassment" and Zuck kicked me off for good. Tried opening a new account and that was banned too. So not there at all.

My podcast @cccatacombs.bsky.social will be having a screening party of this riff on June 7. Hope to see you there @senseistarman.com @fiirewalkwithme.bsky.social @buzzfoster.bsky.social @pupbento.bsky.social and more

How I arrived on bluesky

Musk has announced due to the massive loss in company value, he is stepping away from the White House to primarily focus on Tesla.

Was not expecting this twist www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

Only in the 80s could you make a version of The Pirates of Penzance like this. Kristie McNichol, Christopher Atkins and Kristie McNichol's power mullet star in this musical romp.

You know how Cher has "I'm Cher, bitch!" I think Patti LuPone needs her own version of this: "I'm Patti Fucking LuPone, Bitch!"