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A much needed reminder…

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Professor X: What’s your power? Me: I can remove the microplastics from my brain and shape them into any item I choose *I collapse to the floor writhing, there’s a loud crack and a rubber duck pops out of my skull* Prof X: That’s interesting but not especially usef- oh god, he’s dead

submitted 113 days ago • 34 comments

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submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Nigel Farage cares so much about the grooming gangs issue that he couldn't be arsed to turn up for the debate about it in Parliament yesterday.

submitted 142 days ago • 27 comments

Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫". 🙏 ❤️ 👍

submitted 152 days ago • 1235 comments

BBC basically sitting unchallenged on Christmas Day, absolutely owning it. The politicians who like to speak about how irrelevant it is in an age of Netflix might want to take a moment to reflect.

submitted 154 days ago • 68 comments

true

submitted 157 days ago • 64 comments

Perfect capture …. Orion 💫✨💫✨💫✨💫

submitted 166 days ago • 18 comments

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should…

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine getting your mum to phone up your work to get a promotion…

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Teacher: What is the first rule of thermodynamics? Me: We don't talk about thermodynamics

submitted 176 days ago • 84 comments

Absolutely incredible take on MP’s vote for assisted dying

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

When you think it’s a cute post about a tortoise but is, in fact, a roast of Mitch McConnell

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Some Friday good news 💫✨

submitted 181 days ago • 6 comments

Matt Gaetz: the first person to last negative Scaramuccis.

submitted 189 days ago • 169 comments

(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong

submitted 191 days ago • 20 comments

This seems like such a breath of fresh air and I didn’t even realise I was suffocating on #X

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

The implication here is that less than 10 orgies would be fine and not newsworthy in the slightest

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

From Hugh Grant's interview with Vanity Fair. He's fast approaching national treasure status.

submitted 191 days ago • 41 comments