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shawnald313.bsky.social
I exist sometimes maybe possibly in the near future I simp for an inanimate object pfp by @joey_is_nice on discord
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There are secrets I hold greater than anything else Find them, find them all. And you’ll be rewarded.

Hello, yes. Can I have a Big Mac, 2 large fries and 946,973,172 chocolate shakes?

insert controversial take on politics here

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Fun Fact 10: if you make a burger of the chicken chicken burger burger chimken borger you actually explode because it’s chicken sandwich.

Who do you people that exist sometimes think will be the next celebrity guest voice in B.F.D.I?

Fun Fact 9: there’s at least 2 people that know way too much about me and if I meet them I will regret ever existing.

Fun Fact 8: I’M TOP 600 BADGE COLLECTORS HELL YEAH BABY ROADBLOCKS GEISUSGSBSBSHSUYDYDHDBDBDUDIUSISOSKS (sorry that this deviates from the usual silly shit, though it is still silly.)

I’m giving away one of my double-sided Mepad keychains! To enter, retweet this post, follow @jestertime.bsky.social, and comment your favorite ii character!! The winner will be chosen on the 21st!! #inanimateinsanity #osc #objectshow I can only ship it to the U.S. unfortunately :(

Fun Fact 7: if you burn down an orphanage, you go to prison for over 1 centisecond 😨

Fun Fact 6: there’s approximately 2763 kids in my basement

Fun Fact 5: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Well yes indeed. With our new shrimp steroids, we can shrimp your rice fry instantaneous!

Fun Fact 4: if you clone JacksFilms 26 times, the world will end. As our planet cannot handle too much awesome.

Fun Fact 3: if you detonate a nuclear device in the range of a children’s hospital, you can actually go to prison.

Before BFDrI starts, we’re doing a pre-vote, to see who actually gets to compete in Battle For Drawn Island! Comment down a letter in square brackets, and a number in square brackets to vote for a contestant and a debuter! Voting ends January 16! #bfdi #osc

Fun Fact 2: if you throw a Turkey leg at a wall it’ll actually hit the wall.

Fun fact: If you eat a porcupine it hurts.

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