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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

Ketamine bad

Finally, some good news.

When you have people try to gaslight you about Elno Nazi’s beliefs and tendencies, remind them that he has consistently for months endorsed the literal Neo-Nazi party in Germany’s Sunday election. It’s now pinned.

This is why AOC is a stronger candidate for the nomination in 2028 than most realize. Agree or disagree with her on policy, she always calls a spade a spade. And that’s really in now (even if ppl confuse Trump’s “blunt” lies for honesty). People are pissed.

oh my god lmfao

Opinion | Yes, we’ve descended into a fascist shitshow oligarchy that threatens our longtime allies. But the risk of having a black female president was too great not to. By Mitch McConnell and Mike Pence

A whole lot of people gonna have buyer's remorse as this nightmare runs along.

Hahahahahahaha

Since DOGE is facing a lot of hearings before the federal judiciary sending these emails to federal judges may turn out to have been shortsighted. Just a thought.

Some federal employee working their final shift before retirement should reply: 1) paid my ex child support for February 2) avoided ketamine 3) bye 4) bye 5) bye

Nothing says "government efficiency" like paying a bunch of extrajudicial goons millions of dollars to make all of your supposed employees confused, angry, and terrified.

smoked my vape in the office and used the corporate card for happy hour after.

Dear Elno (cc [email protected]), Per your last email, here is what I accomplished: 1) Called you a fascist 2) Called you a Nazi 3) Called you the most divorced man on Earth 4) Called you an asshole 5) Spit on one of your I Am A Very Divorced Asshole rustbuckets (a Tesla) Warmly,,, Chone

cc Critical F

This seems super legal and super cool.

This is the Beyoncé video of Sir stories.

Very normal large adult men online.

Ketamine bad

Support The Troops by firing half the military leadership, to own the libs.

hahahahaha. Imagine being so f'ing weird that Donald Trump notices

The cars keep lurching to the far right.

Barack Obama once wore a tan suit.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

"Patriot Joseph sir if you had to guess between active underwater volcanoes and kilograms of steroids you take per month, which is the higher number?"

In this Arizona hockey household, it was tradition: Start a bunch of fights in a foreign land you want to annex, publicly take a call from your favorite orange fascist, then suffer a soft tissue injury in the biggest game of your life. But now the woke maple syrup mob is taking that all away…

One of the most insightful interactions you will see when it comes to what MAGA lives for.

this fucking guy

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello @paulythegun.bsky.social can we get a new remix of The Americans theme song for this

They can pretend climate change doesn’t exist. It won’t change that it does, and the rest of the world will lure our best scientists away.

Canada annexes 4 Nations Championship

Hahahaha

Why did the U.S. hockey team lose the championship game at home to a Canada team they had already beaten? Because this morning’s phone call from Donald Trump made them too woke.

The absolute angriest a Canadian has been since 1812, lmao.

Weird, I was told “the Nazi stuff is so tired”

BREAKING: Prime Minister Trudeau announces plan to expand Canada to 60 provinces. "I just called Premier Trump to inform him of our plan." -Trudeau said from outside Ottawa, while snacking on a maple cookie and apologising for keeping reporters up at such a late hour.

Sparsely Populated Thriving Democracy Defeats Increasingly Authoritarian Decaying Empire in Exciting Sportsball Game.

“With his business acumen” lmfao. Sir you got conned.

Big early 2000s Russia energy

Really good hockey game between two really evenly matched good teams, if you can ignore the whole fascist maniac invasion threat thing for a few hours.

"The Tkachuk boys have been under the weather with several of the 8 communicable diseases they're not vaccinated against."

The honorary captains + anthems at this game are a positively dystopian scene, lol