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Giving a new platform a try. Spreading goonerism and bate culture here too. Love porn poppers and penis. Enjoy making batecaps and getting deeper #bator #gooner
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Your penis is the most precious part of your life and it's okay to say it. Goonerism has freed men to worship penis and focus their existence in the bountiful pleasure a happy penis can provide. Make sure you're fuelling him with porn and poppers. Hail Penis! #gooner #goon #bate

Penis is a beautiful thing. It is the central concern and fixation of male existence. We constantly touch him because he makes us feel good. Nothing matters when we stroke him up and down. Feeling the waves of full body pleasure radiating from his sensitive tip is all we need #gooner #goon #bator

The Goon Cave is a sacred place, a shrine to porn and penis, adorned with a multitude of flashing screens, masturbation toys, grease, poppers and a comfy seat to spend hours in. It's a place where a gooner can moan, groan and grunt his way through hours of pumping. His own #goon kingdom #gooner

My saturbates are now for marathon goon sessions. I put in at least 5 hours yesterday. Key tips are making sure you have enough good, stimulating porn for a long session, have @acemoorcock.bsky.social vids encouraging you on at least one screen, most importantly listen to your penis #gooning #goon

Stare deeply into the Porn and lose yourself entirely, forget all your worries, relax and pump all stress away. Goonkend brings with it the opportunity to push your gooning boundaries, no time limits, no work just a form focus on your penis and of course PORN #gooner #goon #bator #bate

Glimpses of a 6 hour goon session. I had gotten into that space where all I wanted was to watch more porn, feel the veiny throb of my cock and admire the pearly ropes of precum pooling on the tip of my penis. The poppers stripped me of any inhibition as my penis egged me on into the goon state #goon

Plastic is fantastic! As gooners we love toys in all shapes and sizes. We love spending hours fucking them while we watch porn and share the vids with our bros. The sounds the toys make when you ram your penis into it are so triggering. Btw bottom left corner is me 😛 #gooner #bator #goon

There are kings of the game in our midst. Allow yourself to be triggered and inspired by penis obsessed goon kings. @gaygoonryan.bsky.social you're a hero to the community broski 😜 #goon #gooner #bator #bate

Well deserved bro! You've got the best cumshots 😜

Goonkend is well under way. Reskeet and share if you're joining in on Goonkend #bator #gooner

Just a little porn grid to get your Fribate underway. Settle in and stroke yourself to the perverse wonder that is porn. Take a huff, grease up and ascend to gooner heaven #goon #gooner #bate #bator

I need some help picking porn for my gooning later. Drop a comment with a porn category, porn star, or studio I should try out or focus on #gooner #goon #bate #bator

Fribate is the best day of the week. It's the gateway to Goonkend, an opportunity to bate your brains out for days on end without worrying about anything. Stock up on porn, poppers and grease so that you can goon, goon and goon some more #bator #bate #goon #gooner

When your best bud takes the time to make a finger painting of your penis 😍. Bro there is so much goon love between us. I feel so blessed to have this bond with you 😜 @cumspilled.bsky.social #bator #gooner #bate #goon

Merry Batemas/Goonmas brothers! Revel in penis centric traditions, like watching Christmas themed porn and gooning out. Be merry and goon #goon #gooner #bate #bator @acemoorcock.bsky.social

It's getting festive and goony boys. The holidays are a time for pumping, you have so much free time for your penis. Lay back put on your favourite Christmas themed porn and goon your brains out. Tis the season to be goony. Merry Goonmas bros. Make plenty of Nog 💦 #bate #bator #gooner #goon

Gotta say I make my best fakes and edits when I'm gooning out. Just me and my dick being perversely creative this December Goonadays #gooner #goon #bate #bator

Gooners are kings, we are men in supreme touch with our penises and primal desires. Our bate caves are a goondom in which we're in total control. We rule over a private world of porn, penis and poppers. We pay tribute to ourselves for hours on end getting lost in the depth of our self pleasure #goon

Gooning shifts the thought process from the brain to the penis. Penis becomes the brain. Exposure to porn, poppers and chronic masturbation, melts away the mind till it becomes goon mush. Your penis fucks your mushy mind like it's favourite toy. You are dong brained #gooner @batorjonny.bsky.social

Boing bro 😍😍😍

Gooning rests on three key elements. Porn and Penis are two of them, but it's the little brown bottle, it's intoxicating fumes which really unlock that goon state. Huffing poppers heightens the pleasure, eliminates all inhibition and renders a gooner open to all the experience has to offer #gooner

Sometimes you just need to appreciate the beauty that is penis. That furry meat stick between your legs is the focal point around which gooner existence revolves. He is the source of your pleasure, the root of your thinking and the driver behind that incessant hunger for porn and pumpies #gooner

Goonkend is winding down but that's no excuse not to be furiously gooning out. Spend the last hours of sunbate getting in as much porn viewing, popper huffing and penis masturbating as you can. Infuse yourself with those good goon vibes heading into the new week. Bond with your penis #gooner #bator

We're in the midst of Goonkend and it's vital to share as much porn as possible. It helps fuel your bros and keeps them huffing, pumping and staying gooned. Make sure to share as many triggers as you can to ensure you aren't alone in your goontard state this Saturbate #gooner #goon #bate #bator

Gotta love when @acemoorcock.bsky.social starts your morning off with a trip to the Holy Goon Empire 😜 #gooner #bator

It's that festive time of year again. Lots of holidays means plenty of time to goon. Your feed will be full of slutty porn boys posting Christmas themed porn. Lay back and turn this into a wonderfully sticky Batemas 💦. Pump your penis, huff your poppers and feast on porn #bator #gooner #bate #goon

The best thing you can be is yourself. Being a proud gooner is the best way for a man to live his truth. No more guilt about porn and masturbation. Embrace your natural male instincts and allow your urges to give you the ultimate pleasure. Do what feels right, pump, huff and cram porn #gooner #bate

Life is best lived with self love, authenticity and strong connections. Gooning is the most pure form of self love. When you're naked in front of your porn, stroking, huffing, you are your true self. Your pleasure is your own, you are at one with who you are, a happy dong brained gooner #goon #bate

Love seeing you sperm bro @cumspilled.bsky.social

Bate Kings must be honoured and lofted high so that they can inspire us all to get deeper into the gooner life #bate #goon #bator #gooner

Few gooners match up to the the wonderfully edged up, huffed out and deeply addicted state that @goldenboy2021.bsky.social epitomises. I've always been inspired by his big beautiful penis and sexy voice. So glad you're on this platform bro #gooner #goon #bate #bator

The dream bate cave is, A ton of porn screens for overstimulation, a comfortable chair for those hours long goon sessions, walls adorned with porn posters, shelves stocked with classic porn mags, toys, bulk stocks of grease and poppers, cock gear, sperm stains anywhere and everywhere #gooner #bator

I love making porn collages, it's hot seeing multiple scenes melt into a smutty quilt of porn filth. The sound a cacophony of moans and groans. I'm working on creating a multi screen porn wall in my bate cave. For the moment I really enjoyed the two I have so far #bator #gooner #bate #goon

Porn Godz must be honoured and worshipped. Your are an icon for gooners everywhere @connorpeters.bsky.social #bate #bator #goon #gooner

As gooners we fixate on porn godz. We develop huge goon crushes on porn creators that trigger us and keep us pumping. @connorpeters.bsky.social has had the goon community at his mercy for some time now. Especially after acknowledging gooning and fucking assorted fruit 😜😈 #goon #gooner #bator #bate

Becoming porn for your brothers to masturbate over is a great honour. I have a very thick pussy which I want to share with goondom. Pump to my big, sweaty gooner pussy #bubblebutt #phatass #phatpussy #gooner #goon #bator #bate

There are few better feelings than letting go of a nice ropey cumshot. Hours of gooning leads to glorious sperm splashing #bator #bate #goon #gooner