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shawntv.bsky.social
Your favorite fat guys, favorite fat guy. Writer, funny person, raging cunt. https://linktr.ee/ShawnTv96
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submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mine too but I'm too fat for all that.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I sat down to write today and realized...I'm almost done. It's been 3 years and 1000 different versions and rewrites. But I'm almost done. I've started over and given up so many times. But I'm almost done with my most confident draft.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Waitress is such an underrated musical.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I made candles today yall. They smell so good. Can't wait to burn them.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

So I'm watching school spirits and I'm confused as to what the ghost rules are for them.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Update: the novella is finished. It's 10 chapters and about 40k words of "wow I didn't think that would work" is it good? That's subjective. Is it spicy? Yes. And just enough so that you ignore the plot holes and other things I forgot.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This will never not be funny.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think we take the 3 pump men as the compliment they are. Bc what do you mean my pussy is so tight you came already? Thank you sir.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Faguettes 4 Baguettes 🥖

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Why do men not eat ass anymore?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

You remember when you used to tell someone that someone else was a nazi and they'd be like, "Ew gross that terrible," but now they're just like "eh but thr product is so good"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this man strangling me like Bart Simpson mind your business and do not save me. I'm right where I want to be.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

God im so h-word. I wish this was me getting railed.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Oh? You want a revolution? You think you're Katniss Everdeen? You still use Twitter. You just posted on Facebook 5 minutes ago.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Why does it sometimes feel like I'm the only one who thinks yall wanting to only fuck small younger petite men is fucking weird. Like you're forty, and every guy you fuck is eighteen, that's weird, you're weird.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Some simple doodle illustrations for my book.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait!!!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Why did I (italics) who cannot draw, think it would be a good idea to do my own illustrations for my book?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Born to be "I'm just a hole sir". Curse to have hemorrhoids. 😞

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a lover, not a fighter but fuck it, I'll multiclass

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

There's something very funny about seeing Mrs. Lovett and Belatrix LeStrange turn into a fairy godmother.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

And no one was shocked.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I think what i've really grown to like about blue sky is that you can create specific communities and feeds for your different interests.Instead of having it all fed to you in one algorithm. Like one algorithm is fine, but sometimes I need space for a specific interest.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I really thought this would do better than it did. I mean look at those perfect moves. Perfect posture. My instructor would be so proud.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Me waiting for my message.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Have started the flour sack exercise, would love tips because I’m not great at it which is the purpose of the exercise but would love some direction 🥲

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

@skylight.social Beta tests often forget android users. Would love the opportunity to be an android beta tester.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

NO, IT'S TOO SOON!!! REST IN POWER TIK TOK. GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment