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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

submitted 16 hours ago • 227 comments

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

submitted 17 hours ago • 1248 comments

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HE'S LITERALLY READING A SALES PITCH

submitted 17 hours ago • 777 comments

Wow this guy got even worse

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

my favorite film genres 1. when the muppets make a movie 2. when the muppets take manhattan 3. when the muppets go to outer space

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

All arrangements are edible if your ass is hungry enough.

submitted 1 day ago • 67 comments

I'm no longer comfortable flying on planes given everything that's happened recently, so now when I need to travel somewhere, I have a person at my destination bake a cherry pie and put it on their windowsill so that the delightful aroma lifts me into the air and floats me to where I need to go

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

whiny voice "I don't want measles! I don't want another great depression!" What happened to being tough. What happened to suffering and dying needlessly

submitted 1 day ago • 60 comments

This is horrific and should be sending up red flags everywhere. As @jamellebouie.net said in his post: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens. We should all be terrified of what this administration is capable of.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When you guys make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you guys make it so that the two slices of bread line up like they were on the loaf too, right?

submitted 2 days ago • 749 comments

mommy coming on line to defend your multi billion dollar nazi company is crazy

submitted 3 days ago • 440 comments

it should be illegal for video games to require you to make an account and log in for single player modes

submitted 3 days ago • 63 comments

From the man who backed out of a fight with Mark Zuckerberg and an appearance on the Daily Show: "I literally challenged Putin to one on one physical combat". This is "my dad works for Nintendo" level stuff.

submitted 3 days ago • 1008 comments

What if an innocent person is executed? The death penalty is absolute caveman nonsense and does nothing for anyone. It does not bring back the dead. HOW’S THAT FOR A HORROR STORY STEVE

submitted 3 days ago • 101 comments

“oh no what will we do about all these disaffected young men” look it’s simple: they just need to join an underground bareknuckle boxing ring that gradually transforms into a terrorist organisation

submitted 3 days ago • 77 comments

Don’t attack the cops. Don’t attack anything. But keep them there. Make them keep fucking up traffic on Rush and Delaware. The longer it goes on, the more attention it gets.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS

submitted 3 days ago • 103 comments

If we lived in a world that was half just, this would be the official leader of the Democratic Party.

submitted 3 days ago • 40 comments

Priest [handing me wafer]: this is the body of christ Me: uh thanks Priest [handing me wine]: and this is the blood of christ Me: ok... Priest [handing me a twix]: and this is a twix, I had an extra one Me: sweet

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

i am begging a single goddamn streaming service to understand that i literally always want "continue watching" to be the top row of choices

submitted 4 days ago • 56 comments

new saddest six word story just dropped

submitted 5 days ago • 129 comments

remember tonight to set your clock ahead an hour. but if canada and mexico set their clocks ahead an hour, then set your clocks back an hour. except for clocks in the automotive industry and clocks made with parts already covered under the USMCA, in which case

submitted 4 days ago • 84 comments

The media is now obsessed with remorseful Trump voters, white voters, who are now losing their jobs or upset about inflation. I don’t want to hear from them. I want to hear from the Black voters who stood in line for hours, only to be turned away because their name was purged from the rolls.

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“Transitioning” from 50 straight months of job growth, a 400% rise in manufacturing construction and the best back-to-back years for the stock market in a quarter century. 🤡

submitted 4 days ago • 1323 comments

This is the news we deserve. “These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males 'It was not what I was expecting,' says biologist Stephanie Stack”

submitted 5 days ago • 166 comments

Thank you for listening

submitted 5 days ago • 26 comments

We are all in the debris field of a SpaceX mishap

submitted 5 days ago • 953 comments

The US Attorney in Washington DC is investigating Georgetown Law School, demanding that "if DEI is found in your courses or teaching in anyway [sic]," the law school should "move swiftly to remove it" Federal prosecutors don’t control the classroom. This is a dark abdication of the First Amendment.

submitted 5 days ago • 329 comments

if you're looking for something funny to watch may i suggest every episode of Detroiters

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

submitted 5 days ago • 307 comments

The Grifted Age

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Trump 2025: A Jewish guy is moving to the place where he shot his Auschwitz movie to feel safer. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

5 things federal employees did last week 1. got fired 2. got rehired 3. were told they might be fired soon 4. were told to get out of their offices 5. were told to get their asses back into the office

submitted 6 days ago • 43 comments

Acclaimed filmmaker Paul Feig has announced he will be donating $300,000 to multiple organizations that serve LGBTQ+ youth.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i think it is very funny that my neighborhood taco joint is doing a “trump take egg”

submitted 6 days ago • 58 comments

Spotted on the commute home 👀

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

imagine a game where you (gay) and kurt russell (gay) are trying to be the first to reach the south pole. food is running low. also kurt russell might be a monster who wants to assimilate you. do you kiss?? this dilemma is called gameplay

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”, Ub40!!

submitted 6 days ago • 324 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 6 days ago • 1579 comments

A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years

submitted 6 days ago • 197 comments