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RIP technicolor; I worked at one of your facilities for two months. two weeks in, you underpaid everyone on payday and took a month to fix it.

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Join me in manifesting this historical event 🧠 🧘🏻‍♂️

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it rules that my habit-forming brain unconsciously opens up a social media app and gets assaulted with a bunch of slop before I remember that they all suck and 30 seconds later the process repeats

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I have no idea what time zone I’m in but these are on sale now and are selling kinda fast dice.fm/partner/dice...

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the only guy at the super bowl party who didn't like kendrick's halftime show also mentioned how he was thinking of becoming a cop

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Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

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brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

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Just got this tip from an airline pilot

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"DeepSeek is stealing your IP address!!"

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I admit I did not have "OpenAI gets Temu'd" as a pale horse but if this is what does it, lol

submitted 31 days ago • 79 comments

Trapped in the casino for up to 5 days straight, I must gamble to stay alive. Time is money, after all. Art by @angrycomics.bsky.social. Don't miss the start of the gamblethon on February 3rd, 3 hours early on Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

rewatching old Looney Tunes; it's insane that Michigan J. Frog's origin is he's been buried inside a building's time capsule for 50 years. he's like a pharaoh's curse.

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phil anselmo is either stoked that the heat's finally off him or pissed that there weren't nearly this many people coming to his defense

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we're so back

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a buddy of mine got roasted at a Japanese record shop when he bought the Mariya Takeuchi album with "Plastic Love" on it and the clerk said "All the white people who come in here buy this"

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the kid in "the snowman" is an absolute menace. whipping snowballs at the house, immediately bringing the large stranger he met into his sleeping parents' bedroom, stealing dad's motorcycle, he deserves to be taught the cruel nature of death and loss

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the whoville whos is bugs

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"christmas must go so hard when you believe in jesus" -wife watching rick steves' european christmas special

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we really shouldn't be cheering murder. the worst that should've happened to a healthcare insurance CEO is their money stolen and given to the public by a ragtag group of magicians

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everyone talks up john coltrane's "impressions" but the guy can't even do arnold

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shout out to all the people who as kids exhibited great restraint and self-discipline by only eating one chocolate from their advent calendar per day. you've earned the right to buy one today and demolish the whole thing once you get home.

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the whos of whoville are so strange and foreign to us because we would've killed that fuckin' grinch guy, let go of my goddamn pot roast you little green shit

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prof is trying to teach us PowerBI today but all I can hear in my brain is "came in a fluffer" over and over

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Moebius, concept art for Space Jam, 1996

submitted 93 days ago • 5 comments

came back to bluesky because i heard this is where everyone is posting their mid riffs

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"if you have trouble with public speaking just picture everyone in their underwear" great, now I have anxiety AND a boner

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haranguing my career counselor for suggesting that "smoking mad loud" isn't a transferable skill

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the whos wear clothes, so they feel shame about their bodies. all whos are born with original sin

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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

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Sam Bankman-Fried has been found guilty on all charges.

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architectural digest open door is just mtv cribs for people who watch every a24 release

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college professors deserve so much love. they spend years in graduate school, master their expertise, and then get underpaid to re-explain everything six times over Zoom to students that missed the first five times while they were playing subway surfers

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reskeet with a tweet (or two) you still think about

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It's the first week of my second year of college, students are asking the professor if they need to write a URL in a browser in order to load the website, kids today are absolutely cooked

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just one of those days where you flip-flop between being proud of yourself for your hard-earned accomplishments and thinking your friends are all secretly mad at you for some unknown reason

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