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shawshank86.bsky.social
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

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Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl

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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

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Inauguration Day.

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customer: your darkest roast please barista: it looks like helen keller tried to cut your hair with a knife and fork

submitted 63 days ago • 101 comments

Party foul, frosty!

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@stratercas.bsky.social

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An escape room but it’s just your nice warm car with your favorite songs on shuffle and the actual world is outside

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Happy birthday to one of history's first foot fetish guys, Mr "Save Your Soles" himself, Jesus Christ. Read your Bibles, it didn't matter if you were wearing sandals or if he was in someone else's home, my man was getting at those toes :)

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

submitted 91 days ago • 214 comments

www.instagram.com/p/DDt3ksfOvh...

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People who write anti trans stuff under the pretense of "we care a lot and don't want people to so something they'll regret" are so funny because a) no you don't and b) you're kind of admitting it's none of your business

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Absolutely Stunning timelapse of Earth rising over the Moon captured by lunar orbiter spacecraft Kaguya. 💫👏💫👏💫👏💫 📽: JAXA/NHK

submitted 98 days ago • 156 comments

Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.

submitted 99 days ago • 40 comments

Anyone who refers to the 90s as anything other than ten years ago is not to be trusted. Don’t let them fool you with their “new math,” we’re all still fresh out of school and just trying to figure it all out man

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I believe the term is necro baby

submitted 106 days ago • 16 comments

hello, 911? yes, there are a bunch of people here and they are absolutely DEMANDING some figgy pudding

submitted 107 days ago • 192 comments

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

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