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A guy who looks a bit like Bob Dylan. Knows two words in Dutch (Hij/Hem) Into music, video games, and maps and stuff Music (Rock and Pop primarily) Pokemon, Zelda, Jeopardy
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I found out they used puppets with actual puppeteers as stand-ins for where to place the CGI models in Sonic 3 so that the actors didn’t have to act against tennis balls and now I want the puppet cut of Sonic 3.

3-Day weekends when you have Monday off are superior to when you have Friday off You really appreciate the 4-Day work week more In the later the short week is just build up to the weekend, but in the former it eases you back to work ("I don't want to go back to work. Oh at least it's a short week")

Oh so FOX pays Tom Brady millions of dollars to announce the Super Bowl because he won the Super Bowl but refuses to hire Trumpet the Bloodhound to announce the Westminster Dog Show

The funniest part about They Not Like Us winning 5 Grammys is that it's not even the best song Kendrick wrote about how much he hates Drake last year lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

[walking past you on the street, talking into my phone in a normal speaking voice] thank you very much, mr. roboto, for doing the jobs that nobody wants to. and thank you very much, mr. roboto, for helping me escape just when i needed do. thank you. i wanna thank you. please, thank you

my version of this is COUNTERPART

My plan for the inauguration is to hold a counter inauguration from my stronghold in Avignon

Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?

LAC 12 - 32 HOU Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.

shaquille o'neal should make an 80's pop song about wanting to be loved called Love Shaq

My New Year's Resolution is to finally get the dentist to say I've been flossing *too* much. Gums bleeding. Teeth falling out. Then I will have won.

Classic album covers, but with the Cybertruck burning in front of the Trump Hotel, a thread... 1. Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables

Today is the last day you can post this picture

BREAKING: the mug I dropped on the floor

Mr. Mortensen, there are those that dwell in the mountain.

Ireland has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Oh cool we’re doing a triumvirate but with Crassus and two copies of Lepidus. This will be great.

Macaulay culkin is 44 years old, making him older than the character he played in the Home Alone movies

A watched pot never boils. Not because you're watching it, but because pots tend to be made of metal and therefore have a very high boiling point.

Score Update: BUF 48 - 42 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.

You ever look at a map and can't get past the colors in the legend not matching the colors in the map? The legend has Al-Tanif in Cerulean, but in the map it's fricking Periwinkle! Come on man!

Honestly it's pretty presumptive and arrogant of humans to try to call what we've done to the world the Sixth Mass Extinction Don't get me wrong we've done a lot of shit to this world and ended more species than any other and we definitely COULD but we're not even close to 75% extinction. Amateurs

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

i was born in the right generation i love sabrina carpenter and chappell roan and vaccines

Time of Death: 6:07 Dec 7, 2024 Cause of Death: Whamageddon

uh, sure: “quon barkley.” see? not that hard

Writing a letter to my sister in a casino before being shot by my best friend. Call that MGM Heap

I would like to lodge a formal complaint against the words “numerator” and “denominator.” If we wanted people to hate fractions more, we could not have picked better words.

We're so back

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

You used to call me on my self-own