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Queen of the mondegreen. Also I have a brain cloud. 👭🌈 pro-science, pro-clean air.
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I have been alcohol free (mostly) for almost four years but as we await this cyclone I have cupboard wine. Not a great sign?! 😂

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

We have not had a cyclone here in forever and none of us know what to do. It’s not a great feeling. Especially because our houses are not built for this kind of wind, and flooding generally sucks.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I woke at 2am and was compelled to send a message of solidarity to Guy Pearce about the Kevin spacey thing. So I did. That’s weird enough but this morning I realised I sent it to Guy Ritchie 😂 my friend asked ‘why are you like this?’ And I have no answer - crying with laughter

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

Things I trust more than our government: 1. Peeing in a dream 2. The cardboard handle on the 30 rack of beer 3. HR 4. Gas station sushi 5. A Sicilian man when death is on the line

submitted 142 days ago • 12 comments

Having a bit of a panic tbh

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

I’m with Jake & Elwood 😎 imgur.com/BAZ3ui0

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

I thought my mum was worried about me financially. No she’s worried my house is getting on top of me which means it’s dirty and untidy. So now I’m broke and a slutty housekeeper

submitted 690 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think the meal box delivery people will ever give up on giving me discount codes

submitted 691 days ago • 0 comments

Heaven for me would be finding out stuff I’ve always wondered. Where did my childhood cat Daisy go for 7 weeks? How did she survive? How did our cat Biscuit break her leg? Why is she like this? Mysteries of the universe too sure but mostly cats

submitted 692 days ago • 0 comments

I got paid today and now I’m broke.

submitted 694 days ago • 0 comments

Doctors love saying to me “nothing in your ear smaller than your elbow!” But I’m sorry I’m addicted to cotton buds I can’t stop no matter how many times I get otitis externa

submitted 694 days ago • 0 comments

“The era of global boiling” sounds bad can I suggest we try to avoid that

submitted 696 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in the “what does this button do?” phase of my bluesky journey

submitted 696 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know if the faint beeping is in my head or an irl beeping. Either way it’s driving me bonkers

submitted 696 days ago • 0 comments

Our cat Hank-Daddy. A literal peeping Tom.

submitted 697 days ago • 0 comments

Bacon and eggs for lunch followed by ice cream is much better than I expected. Listen to your body people!

submitted 697 days ago • 0 comments