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ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦 Bravo, Survivor, Big Brother, Traitors Really all the reality shows. Some politics. LOTS of cute animals. NO DMs PLEASE
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The Newsflesh Trilogy is one of my favorite reads of all time. I experience daily disappointment that a streamer hasn't picked this up for an original series. It could be phenomenal.

When Jesse realizes he's also dating Lexi's mom and sister. #SummerHouse

This season still has legs. If we're lucky, Kamilla, Kyle, Star and Mary will team up and take out the integrity crew. #Survivor

Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

Jesse Watters is Andrew Tate without the 'roid rage.

Boycott Avelo Airlines, Wilmington, DE. These loser agreed to help ICE deport hardworking immigrants without due process.

Mind if I play through?

Mike White needs to create a show to follow the Ratliffs post-Thailand. I need to see the fallout and the trial. #TheWhiteLotus

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

#SurvivorAus

I will not stand for this trade deficit with Door Dash!

You should never, EVER do this with the inexpensive, easily attainable product shown below. It would be wrong.

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The only thing that was entertaining about this season was Shep getting "Shepp-ed". #SouthernCharm

Turns out time also flies when you're NOT having fun.

I read this in an Australian accent.

Corey Booker is on the senate floor explaining how Lisa Vanderpump tried to put the magazines in Brandi's suitcase. #RHOBH

Sure looks like a law enforcement official encouraging potential violence.

Unchecked capitalism was always going to end this way.

Hey NBC and Seth Meyers, y’all need to book the largest possible venue in D.C. on April 26th and do a competing fundraiser and comedy show that actually celebrates the First Amendment. Televise it. Make Amber Ruffin the central act. Send a message that free speech is non-negotiable.

Has anyone checked on Lisa Barlow? #RHOSLC

TV WRITERS' ROOM: WRITER 1: "OK, the administration's top people are in an off-the-books text chat, exchanging war plans." WRITER 2: "And they accidently invite a journalist." WRITER 3: "And one of the people in the chat is on an unsecured devise AT THE KREMLIN!" ROOM: "LOL! Too over the top!"