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wynn/shells | sexually They/them but chinesely 他 | Professional complainer | librarian | Shoes US10 | gamer | singaporean (sorry)
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concerning recent furry drama- i dont think its wrong for a person to intentionally sabotage a closed relationship to hook up. its not only logical but also rational; the human will naturally always act in his own self interest. it is no more wrong than eating when hungry.

oh no. people editing my art. oh nooo. what will i do now that someone has done something to my work without my explicit permission. whats next. are they going to right click and save it next. how slippery will this slope be

what do yall know abou fishin

Niche pet peeve I had in high school was if my friends got high and someone's like "Durrr what if your blue looks like my red". THAT's your trippy qualia thought? Fuсking moron. You think my experience of blue would have any analog? You'd enter permanent psychosis if you saw it.

if i ever get into furry beef ima put all of their fursona art thru the studio ghibli filter just to piss them off

90% of all jobs is inflating what you do so your boss thinks you do a lot and doesnt tell you to actually do anything so you can keep on scrolling your phone

do u guys know about the star trek tng age regression episode. something like that happening to me would fix me

(to the tune of sticky by tyler) its chicken jockeyyyy

my dream car is an ora goodcat o3 and it is only 80% because of its name

knowing ian miles cheong lives in ipoh makes every single one of his statements so much funnier considering if kl got nuked ipoh would not feel the economic or environmental impact until 3 months later

sometimes the love song about a specific ass situation

the thing about people with fake email and fake spreadsheet jobs freaking out about ai replacing them is that they kinda. dont have a real job to begin with. "ai could never do what i do as well as i do it" you email guys 20 years older than you to tell them the company is doin ok. fake ass job

her pronouns make me wanna download tentacle porn

my favourite thing to do whenever anyone is watching me scroll my socials is to drop the ol reliable "man that art looks nice too bad its ai" on literally just random art and then continue scrolling like nothing happened

im tired of hiding it. i do think its really funny that caffeine and ecstasy are similarly addictive

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i dont wanna WORKKKK i want RICH PARENTS and i wanna STAY AT HOME USELESSLY and be a SOUTHEAST ASIAN ALLOWANCE BABY

heres a saying i never understood. "take a picture itll last longer" huh? last longer than what???? why is the sexy woman telling me to take a picture. will the beauty in the picture last longer than the beauty in the flesh?

hey hey funny animal friends, i'm tryin to pay down debt on an account by summer and i could use help for this month's payment 🥺 currently pouring every bit of funds i can get myself to paying down other accounts as well ko-fi.com/parsenoire/g...

can i tell you guys a secret. sometimes when i get acid reflux i keep the lil puke burp in my mouth and walk to the toilet and let it drool out like im an acid spitting zombie

can you guys rate my new telegram sticers

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