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shelly3000.bsky.social
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Federal workers are getting emails asking them to explain the work they did last week. Elon Musk says not responding "will be taken as a resignation."

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Sweet dreams

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Fit The Mode Juicy J Project Pat music.youtube.com/watch?v=yWWN...

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Nissan Altima Doechii @rocky567.bsky.social music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws-_...

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Nokia Drake music.youtube.com/watch?v=RDH7...

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If the pope dies he dies.

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It Is What It Is Big Sean Gunna music.youtube.com/watch?v=E267...

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Gimme A Hug PND Drake music.youtube.com/watch?v=2OiC...

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The Uber driver understands. Drake

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

The DJs told me that they need another 50 people in here like me.

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No parking on the dance floor

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

We about getting funky up in herrre

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

Lucky for you that's what I like Bruno Mars music.youtube.com/watch?v=Jucv...

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Waiting for the Uber tonight, my boss's boss called my phone! Because of the news. Wtf.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Cheers, Meleeeee! @rocky567.bsky.social

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Will You Love Me Tomorrow The Shirelles music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2e8...

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I woke up singing this. Travelin' Man Ricky Nelson music.youtube.com/watch?v=vGlO...

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@shelly3000.bsky.social 🎶 Life in the Fast Lane, Lets go!!

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Tonight's ensemble is black jeans, black booties, and tight stretchy burgundy long-sleeved square-neck shirt. He says he's gotta keep an eye on me tonight.

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Staffing at the HUD office that pays for housing and support services across the country is slated to be cut by 84%. Advocates warn such heavy cuts could make record-high homelessness even worse.

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Can we buy a town?

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

my entire life has been spent treading the fine line between smart cookie and annoying know it all

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I don’t go out in the sun, at least not in the daytime.

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Pentagon lays off 5,400 civilian workers, with tens of thousands more firings due

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

Alarm as bird flu now ‘endemic in cows’ while Trump cuts staff and funding

submitted 20 hours ago • 36 comments

If I was the mayor of a town, I'd make every parent get their kids vaccinated or you can get the fuck out of my town.

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Hurt my wrist opening my meds. It's only a matter of days till my bones start snapping.

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The sexual tension between me and the sniper aiming at my head.

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