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shelse.bsky.social
Not nice, fat, disabled, queer, immunocompromised woman. Outlander and fiber arts geek. #CelineDion stan forever #NoPatienceForTheAbleds
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After the month I've had, the universe owes me Hozier tickets and a DM.

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Trade wars start at the top, but Local resilience beats Global tensions. 🌎 When tariffs start flying, here’s your 5 Step Survival Guide: • Stay calm 😮‍💨 • Build local 🏡 • Strengthen regional 🤝 • Support national 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 • Write your Reps 📝 #Tariffs #TradeWar #Stoicism #BuyLocal #Strategy

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There's such a disparity between the message cybertruck drivers think they're conveying to the world vs the one they actually are which is "it's very easy to sell dumb things to me"

submitted 5 days ago • 92 comments

Knitting in my rocking chair while listening to Hozier in front of the fire is what dreams are made of. Maladaptive daydreams, but still.

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I put Unreal Unearth Unending and The Tortured Poets Department into one playlist and paired songs up with similar vibes/themes. I may have created the most brutal playlist of all time.

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I will be revolutionary in my joy and love. I will walk with love and community in rebellion in a world that wants me to soothe my discontent with things to purchase. I will hold hands proudly in resistance with my community, knowing we deserve a better world, and we have the power to create it.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I need someone to make like some sort of distilled essence of @hozier.bsky.social so I can shoot it directly into my veins

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Hozier finally broke my TTPD spell after almost a year of listening to nothing but every day.

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I want to shrink Hozier and stick him in my pocket, but I think he probably would still be too big to fit

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The way I need Hozier to crawl into my chest and just live there. Sorry y'all, we got a new hyperfixation.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I could kick a door off its fucking hinges during Nobody's Soldier from Hozier

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Do you know how much gayer I would be if Chappell Roan existed in 2002?

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The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here. HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻 archive.org/details/2025...

submitted 35 days ago • 232 comments

100% agree. It’s time to build out year round greenhouses so Canada becomes independent from American farms. #Canada

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

I don't know how many of y'all are watching the migration of American TikTokers to RedNote, but it's the most fascinating thing I've EVER SEEN HAPPEN ONLINE. 🧵

submitted 54 days ago • 250 comments

"The smoke is a toxic soup. It’s not just the brush that’s burning, but homes are burning and homes contain plastics that are built from petrochemical compounds." - California Professional Firefighters president on CNN today.

submitted 59 days ago • 19 comments

I'd like to offer my services as a political goon for hire, for anyone but the conservatives. My services include going on CBC as a pundit and laughing at everything be conservative pundit says. I will also throw in a free surjan or David Rose mmmkay. 1/

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Trudeau should start an OnlyFans post-politics, sell his own Fuck Trudeau merch, and then give civics lessons in the buff.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

You won me at ‘greasy walruses’

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

submitted 63 days ago • 1090 comments

Nat'l Society of Film Critics gives the award for Best Film Awaiting Distribution to the brilliant, enraging Palestinian-Israeli documentary NO OTHER LAND. I hope some entity gathers up the nerve to release this in the US, and I very much hope you get to see it. #NSFC

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Statement from Elizabeth May, Leader of the Green Party of Canada The only way for Canadians to know that the Official Opposition has not been compromised through foreign interference is for its leader to seek and obtain top secret security clearance. I have urged him to do so since June 2024.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Pierre Poilievre is leaning heavily into rage and disinformation. His interview with Jordan Peterson speaks volumes about where he will take the politics of our nation. I was once targeted by Jordan Peterson and the death threats I faced went off the charts. www.thestar.com/opinion/deat...

submitted 63 days ago • 142 comments

☕😏 we're all playing the "rugged individual" game together 'round here,, 🤌🏼👀 #TheCivilityOfNormal #MetaGame #LiberationLit

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Good on Ann Telnaes. In Canada, we are living in a time when certain news outlets *cough* PostMedia *cough* want propagandists and have imposed decrees on satire mocking Conservative politicians. It goes contrary to the basic premise of afflicting the comforted: open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

☕😏 escape you feral creatures,, 🌬️❤️‍🔥 #TheCivilityOfNormal #MetaGame #LiberationLit

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