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shemppp.bsky.social
Got the damn morals of an alley cat
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IMPORTANT GILLIAN ANDERSON CONTENT USING THE BISEXUAL NATIONAL ANTHEM!

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

I need to shoot my phone.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

do you think gandalf paid Shadowfax overtime for all that galloping it took to reach Minas Tirith? i think he didnt pay Shadowfax at all. i think gandalf is a libertarian fascist.

submitted 18 days ago • 16 comments

how I feel every time I make my bed

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Get off my dick

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

we didn't, joe...

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

one of my fav Geddy Lee trivia bits is that his name is actually Gary, but his parents' Yiddish accents were so thick that Geddy was the closest they could get

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Brody in my American history class compared the african slave trade to bugs life.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Frodo, you ehhhh, you’ve got to stop with this freaking ring man. They’ve got this MOUNtain

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

Fuck ever living in the closet again, this is heartbreaking:

submitted 33 days ago • 58 comments

joe biden leaving the white house

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

democrats: oh my goodness. can he DO that? democrats: (continue to let him do that) democrats: he just DID that. give us $100

submitted 39 days ago • 30 comments

“Grrrrrr my gay son won’t let me watch star trek picard 🤬” - My dad probably

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch wife: isn’t he good now? mayor: i don’t buy it wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die” wife: yeah and that rules mayor: wife: why are you being such a little bitch

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 82 days ago • 9 comments

First gif on bird sky!!!

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

I cant wait to see infowars post again in a week to month or so and say “The Onion rocks 😎”

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

These cookies fuck hard

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments