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shesquiteadelight.bsky.social
I'm too old for this shit. But here I am. She/her
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I mocked tradwives on fb, and frankly, I'm scared.

hey is it a sign of a healthy society when a company's stock drops 14% after its ceo gets in a middle school insult match with the president on social media

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." "WHAT'S THE GODDAM SOLUTION?!"

"Wear comfortable walking shoes" is the best life advice from a field trip form.

sure sex is fun but have you ever tried sleep (because omfg 🫦)

your honor, can we have court outside today

Breaking cycles is fucking hard. I could go on, but if you know, you know.

I just accidently responded to a group email that included the principal with this "🎉" Now I have to pull my kids out of school and move.

hit me in the back of the head with this hammer until I stop complaining

I've been so busy in my garden that I forgot about all of you sad people in my pocket.

bro can I call you back I’m having tummy time rn

I can never find clothes when I want to go out, but there sure is a shitload when I need to fold them.

I'm not laughing WITH me, I'm laughing AT me.

[watching MasterChef Junior] that's overcooked as shit, you freaking idiot

Stop whining that you can’t get a girlfriend if you haven’t even tried luring one back to your house with garlic bread

I take comfort in the fact that there's someone out there making worse decisions than me.

I honestly don’t think drugs are “cool” I just think drugs are good at their job

Going to the farmers' market anybody want any farmers

I earned a bonus edible on a side quest tonight and the side quest was just me forgetting if I had already eaten one.

Crazy Horse power

So you all at home and miserable as well. Nice!!

*at the antique doll store* ok which ones have killed?

Tryin to be cool and "mountain bike" today. I tipped over as a hiker was letting me pass. She said "would it just be easier if I go" YES! SHUT UP!

Get off me internet!