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Pros: 1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store. 2) Diehard Syracuse fan. 3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia. 4) Phenomenal storyteller. Cons: 1) Solves math problems all day. 2) Still believes in the LA Angels.
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#Emails2DOGE 1) Soiled my bed every morning. 2) Played golf every day. 3) Made deranged statements to the press. 4) Fired people because I'm racist. 5) Did all of this remotely from my shithole properties in Florida. *Actually, this was Trump's week in review.

Here we fucking go again!!!

Great. Crazy Eyes McGee gets to run the FBI.

Paging Andy Beshear...

Next to the definition of "remote worker" is this fucking guy...

For ALL democracy!!

Bookmark this one. Can't blame Biden for this.

As if bridge collapses were never blamed on Biden and Buttigeg...

Promises made, promises broke!

And I have the right to call you an asshole!

This is fucking incredible.

And I just submitted my taxes yesterday. I'm awaiting a letter from Big Balls that I'm being audited.

I wonder why he used 14 flags? It couldn't be due to 14 specific words, could it?

So you're saying there's a chance?

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

Remind you of anyone? [Cartoon by Brendan Loper]

Scrolling through my news feed earlier and I thought to myself, if religion could cure diseases, then why is the Pope in the hospital with bronchitis?

@thesuziehunter.bsky.social

"So what if we started sending everyone to the ranch, just like I do on my show?"

President Musk and the kids in the Oval Office. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons

Choose your fighter!!

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

Welcome to the Stupid Bowl! Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons