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i draw sometimes. im normal i like pokeymons and splat toons my avatar and banner are both from the pokemon tcg 22 it/he
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Gordon Ramsey: This laboratory is absolutely filthy. When was the last time you cleaned out these flasks? And… fuck me is this eye of rat? Wizard: Well eye of newt is just so expensive, I— Gordon: Tell me you’re not providing potions to the fucking king

at 8 wins and 42 losses to start the season, i think it's time to have a national conversation about the colorado rockies and make sure children know it's not safe to indulge in so-called 'rockies fever'

Brother we are in the cycle.

Kindness Luigi #mario #sm64 #luigi

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I know you kids these days are all about rolling “fatties” but you know there was a guy about two thousand years ago who rolled the ultimate fatty. The fatty of faith

urghhggh $70 CIB pink ds phat... i just spent $60 (including shipping) on a great condition pink ds lite and i don't want another pink console for my collection but the seller says there's no screen yellowing... gamers do i go for it

kindness. kindness luigi. kindness. kindness luigi. kindness. kindness luigi. kindness. kindness luigi

i need to hibernate like a bear.

i love having a job but i hate having a job but i love it, but i hate having a job also. you understand?

Why are you all arguing with a cherubic, intransigent dude in chinos named Will about politics. Did you not go to liberal arts school? Did you not get your fill of this behavior in the common room late at night?

finally got mhwilds and my 2 hour impression is that it's pretty good. definitely need to shake off the mhrise being the Easiest Game Ever habits (wirefall muscle memory cough cough) but it feels awesome to play. im maining bow this game

Watching 'Secret Mall Apartment' in the secret apartment mall: defector.com/watching-sec...

did you guys hear that loud bang earlier? it was like a gunshot... sounded almost like some kind of bubble popping....

Thank you donald for ruining video game 🫡

years of spending money on bad games has given pokemon fans a unique talent for shitposting

I WIN

Mertroid Prime 4: Beyond (Nintendo, 2025)

witchbrook doesn't look like my thing at all but the pixel art is disgustingly cute

i'm very happy for the metroid prime 4 truthers. you won. finally you won

my dad got a slot for me for worlds 2025 so i am OFFICIALLY going

torii to another time ✨ #pixelart