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I have no enemies.
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This man really added Freestyle to his music as soon as I go to a Freestyle concert today. Truly a GOAT #KendrickLamar #GNX

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Me listening to #KendrickLamar new album: MUSTAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDD

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KENDRICK LAMAR JUST DROPPED DO NOT TALK TO ME

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Omg

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

They don't want you for you. They just want you for that gelantinous ass and your cooking skills fr.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

People that play videogames naked are on some different level of savagery Could you imagine being in VC and a nigga admits to them beating you in a 1v1 while nude?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody gossips more than a bitch without a proper skincare routine.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Tyson better win or Imma turn into a racist.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Getting into the dating scene is so obscure that you'll find a bitch that's into zodiac signs, but also is a literal Nazi

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Self care is realizing that you have free will, and you can steal the money out of fountains. Fuck them wishes.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck a nude, what's your favorite video game soundtrack?

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Niggas on Tiktok so corny, they'll regurgitate the top liked comment in the SAME reply section as said comment.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

My gaslighting skills are on par with my big back level. I'll steal your plate right in front of you, and tell you that it wasn't me, and that it was the dude you were cheating on me with.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

My post better blow up, or I'm gonna kick of blade of grass with 300% force of anger and fragile masculinity.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Please vote free drugs to everyone. That includes crystal meth, crack, cocaine, LSD, and whatever mind-fucking chemical is out there. I'd never do that garbage, but could you imagine how strong of a military the U.S. would have with crackheads as the front lines? We'd be unstoppable.

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#Food Sorry to all the mustard lovers, but y'all have the absolute worst taste in condiments. Un-fuck your taste buds.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Take that chance.✨ Run that race!🏃🏾‍♂️ Beat that bitch ass. 🫶🏾 Make them cheat. 🫸🏾🫷🏾 It's about living your life one step at a time, and never looking back. We all need a seed to water our character development on. 👏🏾

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Not even the United States Army could pull me away from this.

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