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I was so bored without my roommate. just sitting on my couch with no white girl going okurrrrrt and sheesh

submitted 3 minutes ago • 1 comment

I wish i had a pet bat i would love it and feed it so much fruit and blood

submitted 5 minutes ago • 2 comments

In many ways rain is like the water of nature. LAWYER: I think that what my client meant to say was that he never fully understood his rights during the arrest.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I have all my best thoughts when I’m being churned inside the belly of a great beast

submitted 38 minutes ago • 4 comments

"We made a sign so big you can see it from space" ok you can see a car from space. We have telescopes and shit

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Reading this in the voice of Gordon Ramsay and driving myself insane

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

Yeah sure why not

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

The eu just announced sanctions on your mom lol owned

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

i need to clean and organize my get ready room but every time i walk in there i just spin in circles, get overwhelmed, and walk out

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I like when i sneeze and a piece of food comes out. Like how long have you been there, buddy?

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

When you open youtube and you arent logged in this is the first thing you see which is a good reminder that your average american is either 13 or mentally 13 but voting age

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

replacing my inner organs with various bugs that perform the same duties

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

your friend pleasant and evil

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I slept on the couch idk why but i needed a couch sleep yaknow

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Posting *sigh* should immediately get your hard drive confiscated

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Thinking about the time i watched wicked with my roommate and she was like "whys it called shiz" "why can that goat talk" "why are they racist to green people" like id know the answer to any of those

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

From: The Little Mermaid (1968), dir. Ivan Aksenchuk, Soyuzmultfilm

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

I think my coffe is wise

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Now do this at the mexico-america border

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I love when my doctors tell me i have good posture like yeah i know im a supermodel w fat tits of course i do

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Is this true??? Because I've been hovering at 3.9 for song long now, and I'd love to get into girl-chad territory for fucking once

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments