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โ€œ๐•€โ€™๐•ž ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ž๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฆ~โ€ Keep yourself safe and steer clear if youโ€™re a taboo account, Azuli hates children Kinks n stuff because Wynautt: https://www.f-list.net/c/moi%20muses
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Do it. No balls

Azuli slipped in a time portal Sheโ€™s never going to Sinnoh again

Go ahead

Sheโ€™s trapped in the past helpโ€”

<โ€”Tastes like Baja Blast

ใ…ค ๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜บ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ง๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐™๐™‹๐™Ž๐™„๐˜ฟ๐™€ ๐˜ฟ๐™Š๐™’๐™‰ ๐˜ ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฟ๐™Š๐™’๐™‰๐™’๐˜ผ๐™๐˜ฟ ๐™Ž๐™‹๐™„๐™๐˜ผ๐™‡ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ ๐™๐™‡๐™”๐™„๐™‰๐™‚, ๐˜ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ ๐™๐™„๐™‚๐™ƒ๐™๐™„๐™‰๐™‚ ๐™”๐™Š๐™ ๐˜พ๐˜ผ๐™‰'๐™ ๐˜ฝ๐™๐™„๐™‰๐™‚ ๐™ˆ๐™€ ๐˜ฟ๐™Š๐™’๐™‰!!

โ€œShe had a sugar crash?โ€ โ€ฆI mean itโ€™s true but

โ€œIโ€™d prefer you just tell me a joke insteadโ€ฆIโ€™m kinda a sucker for dad jokesโ€ She stares at him, hoping heโ€™d abide to her wish

โ€œโ€ฆWhy is it spinning?โ€ Sheโ€™s visibly confused at the vision of a spinning fish in his head

And this is the reason why she isnโ€™t in charge of taking in new hires in the bar she works forโ€ฆ Yโ€™all should be grateful she isnโ€™t like this all the time

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€” ๐—ช๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐™’๐™š ๐™˜๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ซ๐™š๐™ง ๐™™๐™ž๐™œ ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ค ๐™™๐™š๐™š๐™ฅ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €

Dropping the flowers. Grab. Teleport. And theyโ€™re already at her favorite burger restaurant โ€œHottest Valentines Day everโ€

โ€œOh that explains itโ€ฆand I know right? This robe was dirt cheap in the thrift store for some reason. Hella comfy tooโ€ โ€œSo whereโ€™s your valentine, hm?โ€ โ€ฆDoes she know?

Huhโ€ฆyouโ€™d think a girl like her would wear something especially lewd in this day โ€œDude, so many guys gave me these flowersโ€ฆI donโ€™t know why thoughโ€ Ohโ€ฆthatโ€™s why. She lost track of the days again

โ€œRelax, I havenโ€™t even teleported anything in your ass, I was messing with youโ€ Smooch on his cheek, followed by a slight giggle

โ€œFine, Iโ€™ll teleport suppositories in there insteadโ€

โ€œOhhhhhhโ€ฆanyways thereโ€™s a Snickers in there nowโ€”โ€œ

โ€œI can teleport a pack of unopened skittles up your assโ€ฆand done!โ€

โ€œYour tank tops are too small, dudeโ€ฆโ€ She says, taking one and wearing it outโ€ฆthe reader now has one less tank top now because itโ€™s certainly not gonna fit them after she takes it off

โ€œWomen of the cloth turn you on, huh?~โ€ Her hand would suddenly lift him off the ground, pressing him into the wall to look her directly in the eyes โ€œItโ€™s the idea of corrupting them that gets you going, hm? Or maybe itโ€™s just the idea that itโ€™s wrong~ That the act itself is considered taboo~โ€ โ€”

โ€œYeah Iโ€™m fine. I just wanna wind down with youโ€ฆby getting you flusteredโ€

โ€œโ€ฆI blame my long ass shiftsโ€ โ€œAlso donโ€™t worry that pretty little head of yoursโ€ฆthe whip is only for showโ€ Sheโ€™d toss it aside while shrugging

โ€œWhat do you think? I took liberty in making sure you enjoy this #SeductiveSunday, soโ€ฆready to be cleansed, sinner~โ€ โ€ฆDamn, she lost track of the days of the week once again

The best burgers arenโ€™t pretty Still heโ€™s a second to her addiction to burgers โ€”Also Azuli, Hambuger and Jirachi addict

Heโ€™s no hamburger. Heโ€™ll never compete with hamburgers โ€”Azuli, Hamburger Addict

โ€œWHAT THE FUโ€”โ€œ

โ€œIS THAT THE GRIM REAPERโ€”โ€œ

โ€œFair.โ€ She leaned closer into his face, the corners of her mouth raising into a smug grin โ€œThe boss thought a gothic look would bring more guys inโ€ฆwhat do you think?~โ€