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WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

submitted 17 hours ago • 1311 comments

Yellowjackets has an absolute phalanx of my favorite actresses of my generation, a kickass theme song, and I’m worried not much else going for it

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

one day an ugly guy will shoot a health insurance CEO and I'll finally feel represented

submitted 19 hours ago • 23 comments

Poor Steve Bannon, reduced to a tryhard. He was a Nazi when Elon still had his original hair.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

The Mandela Effect must be real because I grew up in the universe where he was a famously TERRIBLE businessman who fucked people over left and right

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’m taking another run at completing Spielberg’s 1941. It’s somehow offensive to everyone. It’s the least enjoyable movie I’ve ever watched. It’s like only the man who made E.T. could himself make its antithesis. The opposite of comedy isn’t tragedy. It’s this. There’s still 90 minutes left.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

That explains his new Secret Service detail

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Umm I don’t mean to nitpick you Trader Joe but those are clearly oranges

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know why all these government attorneys and officials keep quitting in protest when they could stay and just do a shitty job

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“If the deal closes, World, a crypto currency project that uses AI technology for iris scans to create a global identity network” A turducken but it’s different kinds of dogshit

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

@jordanmorris.bsky.social I’m happy to tell you your Kevin Bacon number is actually two. Sandra Bullock in All About Steve was also in a movie called Loverboy from 2005 with KB.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Raiders of the Lost Ark canonically is a sequel to The Ten Commandments

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

E40 SAID PASCAL SIAKAM THIS IS NOT A DRILL

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t want to hear Republicans having buyer’s remorse about Trump since he ran on a clear platform of firing all the cancer researchers and people who make sure planes don’t fall out of the sky

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

roses are red, violets are great; around the survivors a perimeter create

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments