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What do you need to know. Just rubbish - no need to engage - likely a joke but I'm wired differently so likely the mistake is mine not yours. I design adverts in supermarkets but this is nothing to do with that. Manchester England
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Wondering why former chairman Martin Edwards is running the line tonight #mufc

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The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up

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Morsy for Ipswich just became United's eighth top scorer

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Just hanging with my fellow #binfluencers

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C'est Les Dawson, c'est vrais. Il mort et aussi ma belle-mere.

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What if... Gerry and Sylvia Anderson produced Coronation Street?

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I live in a flat directly opposite a pizza express. I call the police every day as I keep spotting obvious burglars inside, but apparently it's not a burglary crime gang and it's me that's wasting police time.

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Danny's Agent "So Danny, it's called Marching Powder, it's about...." Danny "I'm in"

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Genuinely did not expect the theme to Toast to play out at the end of a grim true crime documentary

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3 to 7°c with a breeze feels colder than any other temperature that's colder

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Lucky west ham lost then

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Zirkzee trying a bicycle kick by not jumping then completely missing the ball jus now reminded me of this.

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New T-shirt design x

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The novelisation of the hit song or the book he based it all in, I will guess we'll never know.

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Be very interesting if West Ham and Everton both win today considering we play spurs tomorrow - luckily the bottom 4 are all far far worse than united so 33 points should be enough

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When did spill the beans become spill the tea? Or is it me?

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Lovely ending at the Merseyside derby, last minute equaliser, long VAR review, taunting of fans, and player fights, and red cards at the final whistle, just what the impartial fan wants to see but tuts that they don't (but do)

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Has anyone done the changing New Mexico to New America joke yet? Sorry not been on top of things.

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Yass, peanut flavoured crisps for the win

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Couldn't help but admire this bag branding that was in my face this am. Like one of the branding tasks on the #apprentice VSNOON Freedom & Happiness Intellectual Choice

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Hang on now

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Just looking in depth at the #Grammy results, there are a lot on offer, but some are weird...so well done to the Beatles for best footwear collab

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A schools programme on the making of bummed by the happy mondays from 88 Complete with cigs, mild swearing, Anthony H going full alan partridge and Shaun looking a little 'detoxy'. Mondays ITV Schools doc 1988 [1/2]: youtu.be/4S1AbjIlDZA Mondays ITV Schools doc 1988 [2/2]: youtu.be/dWcn6bJ_4l8

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When people say consider the optics with what you're saying, it misses the whole point, IE ask why is the label the right way round when the bottle is upside down...you know or something like that.

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Still think it's a picture of Gillian Gilbert from New Order every time I see the chancellor Rachel Reeves

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Pushing my 5yo on the swings, always creaky and slow, so my mind always wanders to.. next time I'm going to bring some WD40....it then jumps to an imaginary headline that starts, multiple children injured in sick park prank

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It's a sad state of affairs that Yorkshire is relying on Lancashire to sell it's tea.

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Blink Twice is worth a watch - especially if you go in blind like I did. 7.5/10

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Took this picture to remind me of some banner design I was doing to a similar ratio, but was an inch away from an insta post with the sky and the colours and that

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Watching united again, being all meh. My observation is if Joshua Zirkzee and Matthijs de Ligt were not professional athletes they would be right tubsters and reckon they have just one or two cheeky ciggies when they have a night out.

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This book is Supreme.

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Freshers week

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Catching up on traitors, just found out Claudia Winkleman sings all the cover versions. By found out, I mean imagined.

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I was today years old when I pretended to find out that their was a difference between fruit yogurt and fromage frais.

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18 January 1989 The Hitman & Her was filmed at the Hacienda, Manchester.

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