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🎵 A green plastic watering can, For a fake Chinese cabbage scam... Follow for full details (You'll be amazed!) Devastating if true - Stephen Fry Summon the Slovenian Ambassador to the WH TODAY and give him an ultimatum... TODAY #TRUMP MUST DIVORCE AND DISOWN HER NOW!!

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#Trump #Peas-MakerTrump

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Trump on peas. #Trump

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And you may find yourself living on a Shogun snack...

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I've waited patiently 8 years to be awarded the Nobel Peace prize, I so richly deserve; you believe that? 8 years. It's a total disgrace... I'll be honest with you: Melania (and others) are urging me to teach the snotty Swedes a lesson... So we'll see what happens. #Trump

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Again I'd like to congratulate Pete, who's now been sober for 3 months. As you can see he's wearing a very attractive sobriety badge (although it says 1 month, when it should say 3 ; no matter.) Well done Pete; A Day At A Time. God Bless you. #Trump #Hegseth

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Koo Haiku. Hey Koo, how are you? Have you beans you'd like to spill? We pay top dollar? Readers are invited to compose a Koo haiku of their own, and send it to the usual address, to arrive no later than the closing date. Your Koo haiku should mention royal sweat.

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"Sir, Secretary #Hegseth has removed the name of decorated Navy Veteran and activist Harvey Milk from a US Navy ship; saying he wants Navy ship-names to personify the quote, "Warrior ethos". Sir, as an undecorated, 6x Draft-Dodger do you feel *you* personify that Warrior Ethos?" #Trump #USNavy

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Tomorrow at mid-day, outside the Italian Embassy in London, I will be setting fire to a copy of The Pasta Bible; and calling for the total banning of the Pastafarian Movement in the UK. I invite any and all Pastafarians to try and stop me. FUCK YOUR PASTA-GOD. Allah Akhbar! #Islam #Italy

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... Old Nature swears the lovely cats, Her noblest work she classes O; Her 'prentice hand she tried on dugs, And then she made the moggies-o. (Green Grow The Rashes-O) #Cats

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The Number 1 priority for the Mars settlers after landing will be to start growing the crops Musk will need, such as magic mushrooms, coco, cannabis, poppies (For his Ketamine) Etc. Everything else is secondary. #Musk #Trump

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REPORTER: Thank you for agreeing to talk to us Mr Secretary, and congratulations on 90 Days Sober #HEGSETH: Thanks Martin... REP: Can I... HEG: But you know, I couldn't have done it without the help of our great P #Trump; he taught me to value myself; and that the only thing I lacked was "character"

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Here's me at last week's Fife Olympics, about to go head to head with some of the county's best under-8's in the 25m crawl with float assistance... Let me just say(Before the haters start): in no way was the float an aid to me; if anything it was a *hindrance* (Though I still won 😑) - #DuncanScott

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